I can't imagine Spider playing a character who _______

'isn't a villain' is cheating and untrue, I have played uh. I think the least villainous thing I've played in the past ten years is probably Canderous Ordo and a really friendly hivemind

isn't eerie and off-putting to others in some way

you don't go for the normies

poodle chaser : okay that is 100% true

abides by typical social cues

♕ blorp bleep ♕ : ALSO TRUE

they try

some of them anyway

fail horribly but