/whines about doing HC reminder calls when I just did them like a month ago

Fortunately there are only six pages, but goddamn.

People, I’m not going to call you if you don’t at least give a first name...

I’m only 1.5 pages in and I already want to facesmush with the tedium

Who keeps leaving apples on the microwave anyway...

The apple fairy?

This apple fairy needs to stop ‘cause our back room is gross enough without apples rotting here.

One more hour to go, someone entertain me...

E-ew...

l-lol JN and JS gonna fite over the size small Todoroki long-sleeve shirt we just got in...

JH: "no murder or I'll buy all the smalls and tear them up like the tekashi tees"
JN: "JH, that is blasphemy. You will shit your filthy mouth right now."
JS: "I'm pretty sure you meant 'shut' but omg did I just lol"
ME: "I'm making that part of my lexicon now."

Story update: JS concedes to JN but JN conceded that she couldn’t afford it now anyway.

Also bless the person who wrote out the pronunciation of their name on this call log.

Interestingly it’s the same pronunciation one of my (second?) cousins has for essentially the same name.

(This one is spelled Allysa, but I think my cousin uses Alyssa.)

For being a con pop release, there sure is a whole lotta nobody waiting outside...

“My dad told me to hang my voicemail ‘cause it’s weird. So here you go! /beep”

Change***

Omg I had to put something in the fridge for JS and holy snapdragons does it reek something fierce.

I think the last time this thing was cleaned was when JD was still here, which would’ve late last year or early this year.

This shit needs to be zapped before Black Friday.