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Andeeeeeers, fffft. walking with he and Isabela. "I didn't get this far by showing my hand," she says. he answers, "Your hand isn't what I hear you've been showing."
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fffffft, you little shit
papermint tiger
lmao
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also, my poor, poor Inquisitor, who's going to have to mop up after my Hawke
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/might be playing a power thirsty mage
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it's been so long since I played this. I left off in the middle of the game, and just. never got back to it
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but certain people around here have me wanting to play DA again, so
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here I go. maybe I'll finish this time, and finally get to DAI
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ffft. running around the house and clicking on all the 'examines,' since it's been awhile
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four different 'examine' marks that are all copies of Anders' manifesto
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Anders, sweetie
papermint tiger
well you have to have some extras on hand
papermint tiger
you never know when someone might want to read it and if it's not right there to hand to them, what then
Mica
if you show enough leg, then you don't have to show ur hand at all
Mica
which is fine because very few people pick pockets with their legs
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true enough
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ffffffffft, Anders
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opens the fight by yelling "SUCK ON A FIREBALL"
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lakjhdf Isabela.....
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I love the conversations your companions have
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Isabela and Fenris talking
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"about this relic you lost."
"you have pretty eyes."
"I have.... pretty eyes?"
"you and all elves. they're so pretty, it makes me want to pluck them out and wear them as a necklace."
"I wouldn't suggest trying."
"oh I wouldn't.... not without reason...."
"forget I said anyting"
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Isabela
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ffft, I can't with Isabela and Fenris
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"you keep staring at me. is it my eyes again?"
"you're very lanky, for an elf. I like lanky."
"from what I gather, you like a lot of things."
"when I see something I like, I go after it."
"do you intend to go after me, then?"
"will you take off all that spiky armor you're wearing?"
"it's been known to happen."
"then forget it."
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then like, a minute later;
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"so, what were your duties? as a slave, I mean?"
"not this again."
"I heard that Tevinter slaves were kept oiled up. so they glistened. did you glisten for your master?"
"I was his bodyguard"
"Always close at hand. Always within reach. Always... glistening."
"you have an entire story within your head already, don't you?"
"mmmmmm"
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Isabela
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alright guys. I have a foolproof plan
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me, an apostate, with Anders and Merrill, two more apostates.... sneaking into the Gallows to save a bunch of mages from templars
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oh, and with Isabela too
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what could possibly go wrong
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o
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m
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g
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did Isabella really just say
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"I like big boats, I cannot lie"
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okay, now I need a video of Isabella lipsyncing to Baby Got Back
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to go with that one video of Alistair lip syncing Tainted Love
papermint tiger
by the way, if you're interested in pins i found some great pins to represent the various people in Dragon Age
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ooh?
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ooo, very nice
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you know, it kind of kills me, that they use the same like. five maps. for the entirety of DA2
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like. every single cave is literally the same map, just. with parts of it blocked off
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every single mansion is literally the same mansion, except some doors don't open
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it's really kind of. super lazy
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OH. VARTERRAL. THAT'S WHAT I'M AFTER.
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ffffft, I remember these fuckers from DAO
papermint tiger
oh wow, i've never played DA but that does sound incredibly lazy
papermint tiger
at least try to dress it up a little, come on guys
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it's a good game series!
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I'm not as huge a fan of it as I am of, say, Skryim or the Fallout games, but it's got some great story to it, and nicely fleshed out characters
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and the games tie together wonderfully. like, what you do in the first game? you can use your save file when starting the second game, and the story changes accordingly
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for the third game, you document your choices in the online 'Keep,' and then use that to start the third game, and your story changes there too
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(which is why I feel really bad for my character in the third game.... the character I'm playing in the second game is NOT a nice person, and she is. >.> making questionable choices
papermint tiger
oh wow that's neat
papermint tiger
i might try it some day! i feel like i started it, and i think i own the first two games
papermint tiger
i get lost in games really easily and then i get frustrated/bored
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well, if it makes you feel better. once you've played a bit, it gets really hard to get lost in DA2
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since. same maps. XD
papermint tiger
XD
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so, in DA2, your companion don't get armor like you do
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instead, you can find 'upgrades' for their armor at merchants, which are all specific to the character5s
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one of the 'upgrades' for Isabela's armor.....
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which, mind, this is her armor;
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qv0/648/sdIXZ3mDBOuk8jYMpBlhNEVZKG3_lg.jpeg
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(although I have a mod that gives her pants beneath that chemise, because wtf, where are her pants)
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one of her armor upgrades is 'rigid boning'
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yes. because putting rigid boning in her corset is going to better protect her
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fffffffffffffffffft
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https://images.plurk.com/3I7pcYIPgMthVsjbZTt8xl.png
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/whine
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one of my companions from the first game.... was in the group of enemies I just killed
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NOT COOL
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oh, okay, it's not them.... someone of the same name
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good
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I didn't want to have killed them
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