I'm having a moment where I half want to write one of my silly bit-characters ideas again.

Late-game P4, a dude in Souji's class asks for an animal guide so he can woo his crush (who you talk to in an earlier quest, and she wants to become a vet, so this is a good strategy).

You get the animal guide from beating up Shadows.

my brain: what if she cracks the thing open and it's a guide to animal-shaped Shadows?

And then she's like 'the fuck did this guy just give me.'

(Also, what's up with the Mokoi doll you get for finishing that quest. Is it a captured Persona or something?)