Sharkleberry
: I don't think he knows how. It just appeared one day after him not growing a beard since the late 90s and he prays it'll disappear one day without a trace like that horrible fashion choice.
He is and he doesn't know how the fuzzy blue hair on his face randomly becomes a beard at time, because he certainly hasn't been trimming it all these years.
Kurt: I grew a beard.
Erik: Oh shit.