Ugh, the Ark encounter commericals still piss me off

"X task is hard," - matter of fact tone

Parent: LOL you think that hard? How about doing things the BIBLE WAY you fucking lazy millennial?

if this were real, the kids would just drop their tools and ditch the condescending parents

if it's so easy, why don't ya do it by yourself

???

it's just okay, a kid's pointing out it takes an entire weekend to build a boat

and dad so smugly going "you think that's hard, try to build an entire ark, without power tools!"

I'm unfortunately in the smack middle of Red State so I have to see commercials for this godawful fundie theme park.

I'm sorry

and just 1: How is that relevant to the current task and 2: How the hell is that suppose to be anything but smug condescension?

Smug condescension is the whole point of Christianity to these people

the genderflip one is worse, is the girl is admitting she didn't realize how hard it is to take care of horses, and mom going on about how it would so much harder to hundreds of animals

(and also the Ark Encounter claims the Romans had dinosaurs in their colosseum

So just

Generally unbearable

yeah

like knowing most teenagers, if their parents pull that

"You know what, since it's not that hard, you can do it yourself."