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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 2:38 PM
Crawls onto plurk in a fit of stupidity and breathes "the weed-push-pop style glass cigarettes should be called kush pops"
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 2:47 PM
I JUST??? SAW SOME WILD TURKEYS??? ON THE SIDEWALK???
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@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:23 PM
i was going to come into this plurk and paste the "why would you say something so controversial and so brave" meme image, but now im just
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@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:23 PM
trying to imagine what a bunch of wild turkeys walking down the pavement looks like
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:29 PM
It looks really weird and I'd never seen them before and they were SO BIG that I thought they were vultures
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@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:30 PM
i think i've only seen a real turkey like....
once
and i only have the vaguest memory of it so i think i must have been pretty young
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@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:30 PM
SEEING A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM AT ONCE JUST SEEMS SURREAL
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:46 PM
They dont even LOOK like domesticated turkeys either!!!
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:47 PM
like this
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@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:48 PM
oh WEIRD
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:52 PM
RIGHT!!!! But they're like, i'd estimate up almost to my hip, so waaay bigger than crows
oath✩keeper
@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:53 PM
hip-high birds.............
oath✩keeper
@Tenfel
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:53 PM
them are some BIG birds
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@featherine
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 3:53 PM
go тo вread
@atrypical
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 4:19 PM
yeah they're real big, i've driven past some on the road before
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 6:07 PM
THEY'RE MASSIVE
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:33 PM
wild turkeys are huge :U
there were some up in the trees by the creek on my parents' property and it was very unnerving
like
how did y'all get up there
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:34 PM
I already
knew
they can fly perfectly well
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:36 PM
but for some reason
seeing it
just made me Very Concerned they were gonna fall on me
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:36 PM
oh i used to work at a nature conservancy and we had a lotta baby turkies following around their mommas in the summer
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:37 PM
it was REALLY FUCKING ADORABLE seeing a bunch of lil gray fuzzballs rustling thru the grass after a big dinosaur
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:39 PM
eeee I've seen little turkeys running after the big turkeys, they are Good
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:40 PM
baby birbs are so fluffy and silly-looking, I love them,,
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:56 PM
Omg.. I didnt see any chicks!! Mostly a few hens and maybe one gobbler bc i THINK one was bigger than the others but it may just be my memory
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:56 PM
you'll see more chicks around late spring/summer
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:56 PM
also a lot of male turkeys tend to hang out with each other in like, roving bachelor gangs. they just sort of eat and fight each other
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:57 PM
...they dont eat each other.
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:57 PM
usually you can tell if they're male if they have bright red heads but sometimes juveniles are hard to tell apart
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:58 PM
also males usually have a dangling bit of thin, wiry feathers on their front chest that's called a "beard". the longer it is, the older the turkey is
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:58 PM
i know way too many turkey facts
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@MomeMordrid
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:58 PM
Official Everett Brand Turkey Facts
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@wolfnoir
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:59 PM
have you ever seen turkeys fighting because its hilarious
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@love_struck
Mon, Oct 8, 2018 10:59 PM
Yeah most of them only had black necks and they all had their heads kinda... Tucked in, which is why i didnt know what the fuck fhey were at first
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@ripkord
Tue, Oct 9, 2018 1:34 AM
I've been trapped in my car by a herd of wild turkeys in the road before, when I still lived in NH
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@love_struck
Tue, Oct 9, 2018 2:26 AM
OH,
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there were some up in the trees by the creek on my parents' property and it was very unnerving
like how did y'all get up there
Official Everett Brand Turkey Facts