[dnd] guess who rolled a 1 on a midwife check

also a new member joined our party. she's a barbarian with a skill in Perform (Dominatrix)

she's incredible and i love her

that makes it sound like you helped deliver a baby barbarian

I MEAN, IT'S POSSIBLE, GIVE IT A FEW YEARS

that's totally what I thought too XD

since i had 2 relevant skills the DM actually let me try again |D

and we got to leave a big impression bc all the nobles were scandalized we let peasants ride in our carriage on the way to the temple

also my character got some private insight into a love triangle going on and i'm like "OH MAN I'M BAD AT SECRETS BUT I WANT TO ENJOY THIS DRAMA"

oh right and the dominatrix has a tiny pet dinosaur named magnus