but atomic motion stops at approx -470F

Daddy UwU : I think they mean smart people don't go anywhere in that weather.

People in SF would just put on a real coat instead of the year round wind breaker

I don't believe that Washington DC could ever run out of hot air.

My mom grew up in Northern Wisconsin. I told her our schools were closed because it was below 0, and she said we were wimps.

yaaaaaaaaas wisconsin