what if the admiral gave sarcastic merit badges

I want all of those IRL tho

they are pretty great

If you accept bullshit science equivalents to the magic, I think Missy can claim all of them, whoops.

well that makes her the Scout Mistress obviously

how appropriate!

Yes, but only for things accomplished after arrival

Says the one who isn’t in game

Caitlin gets home surgery and possibly violent revenge, definitely whatever the opposite of arson is

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