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discussing with daine how being one of those couples who doesnt fart in front of each other must be actual fuckin hell
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can you imagine
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wild
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GRIPS YOUR SHOUDLERS
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I THINK ABOUT THIS CONSTANTLY
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LMFAOOOOO YOU GET ME ANNE
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once i was watching a youtube vid and the dude was like i dont fart in front of my wife
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and i was like HORRIFIED
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that ! is ! WILD !
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IF YOU CANT FART IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE WHO CAN YOU FART IN FRONT OF
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^^^^^^^^^^^
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IF YOU DONT TRUST YOUR WIFE WITH YOUR GROSS BODILY FUNCTIONS............ WHATS THE POINT!!!
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caity listen to me
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listen
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LIKE!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!
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im listening.
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kerr and i literally, not joking, mark the moment of true emotional intimacy in our relationship from when we felt comfortable farting in front of each other
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because it is
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thats love
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YOU AREN'T FUCKING WRONG
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god this plurk is the most relatable plurk ever thank you for making it
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daine said to tell you that at this point we have a running joke (???) where if one of us overhears the other fart we just loudly "HEH" and then continue on like nothing happened
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i feel understood
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NICE
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thats ok im so glad u appreciate it
ɢʟᴀᴍ★sᴛᴀʀ
kerr and i currently react to the others' farts by yelling "GROSS. pervert!!" but we go thorugh phases
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AHAHAHHA
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This plurk is so beautiful
jaina ig
I don't believe such couples are really in love
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MelonFlavored ur beautiful
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jaina ig
valid
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WOW????? 
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There are married couples who won’t even poop if their so is home like how
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People are fucking wild
big bad wolb
wow i guess im dating all my friends then