twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:39 PM
[fantastic beasts spoilers]
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:40 PM
nagini is a snake who had the peach crown. give it back to her.
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:40 PM
i'm so goddamn mad that shriekcast got it right
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:40 PM
it's so dumb. why is modern potter shit like this.
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:43 PM
I'm fucking desperate to hear them talk about it next week
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:45 PM
turns out animagus work on animorphs rules and she stayed too long oh no
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:46 PM
wait is that the real explanation
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:46 PM
... what
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
WHAT
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
Peter Pettigrew was a rat for like a decade
GG S. Pumpkins
@theggnator
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
Rowling's already said she's not an animagus, she's something else
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
Did he sneak out every night to unrat himself
GG S. Pumpkins
@theggnator
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
Maledictus? I think?
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:47 PM
nah, they didn't say that's the reason, that's just the dumb rewriting lore i wish happened
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:48 PM
just throw in a brand new nonsense rule out of nowhere
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:49 PM
looks up the spoiler
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:49 PM
Okay, slow fucking blink here are you serious.
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:50 PM
i wish i wasn't
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:50 PM
Are you fucking with me that the only other canon Asian character we get aside from Cho “Two Last Names” Chang is a literal ducking snake woman
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:51 PM
ohhhh dear
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:51 PM
*fucking, fuck you autocorrect
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:53 PM
can't have an interesting new character. has to be connected to a character we already know in some bullshit way
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:53 PM
that's how you know this takes place in the same world
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:53 PM
not through, idk, consistent lore
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:55 PM
I hate this so much but also I'm just really excited to hear Shriekcast hate it
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 5:55 PM
shriekcast is so cathartic
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:01 PM
she's "fighting to hold on to her humanity" fucking incredible
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:01 PM
w h y
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:01 PM
why can't it just be a new character
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:01 PM
Asian women are snakes. weresnakes.
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@lluosogrwydd
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:02 PM
and the snake is a snake
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:02 PM
fuck offffffff
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:02 PM
It's all. so. dumb.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:05 PM
At least the SHRIEK in Shriekcast will be
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:05 PM
Appropriate.
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@KiwiChica
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:09 PM
Fantastic Beasts is the trainwreck that no one asked for but keeps on giving
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:34 PM
Next will be “Fantastic Beasts, and the Crimes of a Plastic Surgeon”, which gives us the origins of Voldemort’s nose.
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@lyrangalia
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:34 PM
okay I laughed
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:35 PM
i also have to laugh at Newt's "I don't do sides" line bc like. man it just feels like they're desperately trying to tack on this unrelated character as central to all this war and genocide stuff they decided to do after realizing animals are boring
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@YunisVerse
Tue, Sep 25, 2018 6:36 PM
i'd be so much more interested in these movies if they were actually about goddamn fantastic beasts, god i don't care about Voldemort: Beta Ver.
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:30 AM
apparently jk says this ~isn't the biggest reveal~
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:30 AM
dread encompasses me
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:36 AM
Ok I’ll bite. Joann how deafly racist can you get?
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:45 AM
maybe the basilisk is a lady too =/
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:59 AM
she gonna be Asian too
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 2:59 AM
or is basilisk lady gonna be white and pulling her eyes the entire time
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:00 AM
OOOO MAYBE SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS PLAYING THE BASILISK
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:00 AM
they'll fix it in cg to make her look asian
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:02 AM
Can we fix it in CG that Johnny Depp isn't in the movie
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:02 AM
Just like... Grindewald is a void
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:02 AM
nah, scarjo's gonna be too busy playing aang in the new live-action atla
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:03 AM
ScarJo is so racist she can do both at once
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:03 AM
you know how they talk about immigrants stealing all the jobs? ScarJo.
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:03 AM
she's so racist she can racism in multiple places at the same time
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:03 AM
Just all the Asian jobs. at once
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:03 AM
god but okay what the fuck else can possibly be in this movie
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
I mean maybe Newt turns out to be a Nazi
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
... wait no no no I get it
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
get it
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
Someone in blackface.
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
THEY'LL BRING IN LITERAL HITLER
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:04 AM
my best guess is they tacked on a Dumbledore kiss to try and get the lgbt crowd to leave them alone
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:05 AM
Kingsly Shakleford is really Arthur Weasley.
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:06 AM
Harry is Newt's dad
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:06 AM
or Tina's dad
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:06 AM
EVERYONE'S A POTTER
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:06 AM
Newt is Voldy's real father
Lyra + a Player
@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:06 AM
I am worried it's about Leda tho
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:08 AM
I still am amazed by how tastelessly they're handling Johnny Depp too
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:09 AM
Luna Lovegood is a the 4th deathly Hallow.
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:09 AM
I don't think you were serious, but now I actually am a little worried they'll bring in Literal Hitler
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:09 AM
have him give a whitewizard supremacy speech at the end of a panel
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:09 AM
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖 : I was serious because I realized the timeline
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:09 AM
considering the time period this takes place? I fully expect it
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:10 AM
^yeah
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:10 AM
Wait no, Wizard Mussolini. Because that's More Zany.
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:10 AM
YEAH THAT'S WHY I GOT FOR REAL CONCERNED
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@lluosogrwydd
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:10 AM
like, they could
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
Hitler becomes Hitler because he finds a house elf or some shit
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
like they can't have this ~~globetrotting adventure~~ through the 30s and 40s and not make that a. thing.
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
especially not in fucking Europe
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
Hitler got his ideas from Johnny
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
like maybe if they were globetrotting in antarctica
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
No it's an MCU crossover. Red Skull is the Real Hitler.
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
Fantastic Penguins and Where To Find Them. Let's go come on guys
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:11 AM
it was all a conspiracy to get muggles to attack each other
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:12 AM
2 hour movie of penguins and Newt falling down
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:12 AM
He's obsessed with magic already.
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:12 AM
narrated by Morgan Freeman
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:12 AM
adding Morgan Freeman would be a big help
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:14 AM
replace JD with a penguin in post, add Morgan Freeman, subplot: Nagini human saves herself and swaps a giant albanian snake in and the penguin doesn't notice
twaaaaang♪
@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:14 AM
the penguin from Wallace and gromit
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@YunisVerse
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:14 AM
NOW I can take grindelwald seriously as a threat
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@lyrangalia
Wed, Sep 26, 2018 3:15 AM
done. we fixed it
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