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tragedy: i woke up considering avocado toast, trying to motivate my lazy ass to finally get out of bed... and then i remembered...
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i had to throw BOTH MY AVOCADOS AWAY
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I have smoked salmon what am I supposed to do!!
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....this plurk brought to you by me definitely being too lazy to get out of bed after all
yeetaflare
omg
yeetaflare
cream cheese?
yeetaflare
and lettuce?
yeetaflare
millenials and their avocados
โ™”amber
Noooo
๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
I have none!! it's ok I'll save the salmon haha
โ™”amber
Tragedy
yeetaflare
I'm a millenial too but I hate avocado
yeetaflare
something green
yeetaflare
I would cut up the salmon and make it into a salad with some green leaf and add a creamy sauce plus cream cheese on toast
yeetaflare
(have all the avocado)
๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
it's like. thin sliced smoked salmon idk. Iox?? is there a difference
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I'M SORRY ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD ......and waver
yeetaflare
eat waver
yeetaflare
or not, he's too bony, not much meat on him
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OMG???? don't bully him!! and me!!
yeetaflare
I'm allowed, I play him too
yeetaflare
I'll bully him all I want
๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
I mean that's. the main reason to play him....isnt it..
yeetaflare
yes
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AAHHH i spilled coffee down my bra....... at least it was cold by then
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gotta keep the boobs caffeinated??? important
โ™”amber
Sounds legit
โ™”amber
Tiddy caffeine
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frickincheng that honey from your farmer's market is SO. GOOD.
โ™”amber
oh gosh that coffee looks so good
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I got pumpkin whipped cream from whole foods!!
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...is the farmer's market over for the year..
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I was gonna ask if you can grab me some more honey if they still have it hahaha
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