if you could rp anything with me......... what would it be
lycanthrohoes
if you could rp anything with me......... what would it be
if you could rp anything with me......... what would it be
lycanthrohoes
inb4 where tf is roy harper your un is a lie
Ꭲꮋꭼ Ꮪꮯꭺꭱꭼꮯꭱꮻꮃ
I waas gonna say
Ꭲꮋꭼ Ꮪꮯꭺꭱꭼꮯꭱꮻꮃ
lol
lycanthrohoes
lmao
lycanthrohoes
i know....... wizards ate my life
Ꭲꮋꭼ Ꮪꮯꭺꭱꭼꮯꭱꮻꮃ
wizards are amazing though
lycanthrohoes
ye
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
man that is a good question
lycanthrohoes
lmao
lycanthrohoes
what haven't we done yet
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
aliens
lycanthrohoes
oh tru
lycanthrohoes
like an au or
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
ye.....
lycanthrohoes
tell me more
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
honestly i just love star trek esque aus in which everyone is a cool alien
lycanthrohoes
fair
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
mostly because they're always exploring so you can come up with whatever weird alien you want
lycanthrohoes
yyy
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
update whatever alien species scorpius is, they're widely seen as 'hostile' after a long war, while albus' species are high up on the political rung.... fuckin surprise albus gets all eye emoji at scorpius
lycanthrohoes
lmao
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
at some political summit albus just literally like 
lycanthrohoes
prob like. 'hostile' in insidious/indirect ways, rather than a predator sort of thing
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
yyyy
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
politically hostile lol
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
albus, later, to his cousin: damn he cute tho
lycanthrohoes
lmao
lycanthrohoes
scorp as an ambassador trying to prove they've changed :'|
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
the potters an important family politically so their approval means a lot
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
albus @ harry like if u do not accept him i will hate you forever
lycanthrohoes
jkghdfg albus
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
just like HE'S MAKING GOOD POINTS AND HE'S VERY EARNEST and harry tiredly like you have hated politics since you were born why do you care now
lycanthrohoes
bc he cute
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
ye
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
lmao harry and draco as political rivals but now draco is just fuckin tired dude
lycanthrohoes
he lost a war and a wife he's just Tired
lycanthrohoes
scorp also heads a ton of like. rehabilitation efforts to planets/species they've fucked over :'|
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
yyyy
lycanthrohoes
he's v busy
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
albus could help w that ijs
lycanthrohoes
that would be nice :'|
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
ye
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
lend credibility too even though albus is categorically bad at everything his father is good at
lycanthrohoes
aww
lycanthrohoes
get scorp to take a break every fortnight or so that would be helpful
lycanthrohoes
i'm trying to think of Fun Alien Traits lmao
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
lmao right i'm like 'what's some good-ass shit man'
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
aliens that are just like 'they look exactly like humans but are not' are so boring
lycanthrohoes
ye
lycanthrohoes
i googled alien generator and the first one that came up got the description "A race of belligerent bipeds with light sensitive spots all over their bodies. They vibrate when excited."
lycanthrohoes
it Knows
lycanthrohoes
i'm a simple creature i like my aliens having Weird Sex Quirks
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
LMFAO
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
built in vibrator
lycanthrohoes
but also him just like. quietly vibrating at a historical site or smth
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
that's so cute
lycanthrohoes
or upon meeting a cute domestic critter
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
honestly i imagined albus asking him on a date and scorpius vibrating gently
lycanthrohoes
yes
lycanthrohoes
"............is that a yes"
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
LOL albus like i'm not sure how to interpret that help me out here
lycanthrohoes
just give him a moment to be 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
don't take too long he's anxious
lycanthrohoes
obv it's a yes why else would he be so excited
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
look he's not an expert on other species' biology maybe they vibrate when disgusted too
lycanthrohoes
you mean he didn't look stuff up about them when he met the cute boy?
lycanthrohoes
well uh. scorp def didn't do that either
lycanthrohoes
nope
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
LMAO
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
honestly he probably did but we know he's an anxious idiot so