which of your CR is this

This is definitely what happens when you leave Tetsu unsupervised

I made coffee pancakes once. Pancake mix with coffee instead of water. Didn't taste as different as I expected but I had the shakes for hours.

oh this is awful i love it

it's emmeryn and nikkari because nikkari has no impulse control or self-preservation skills and is still learning how to use his human form

I feel like the fact that each side of this conversation could be either Beatrice or Battler demonstrates everything you need to know about their relationship.

aya and hina because hina would do this just to mess with people

I feel like this is jackie who had a great idea for how to keep kit's druggie relations sober at the vampire equivalent of two in the morning: make weird tasting normal foods and pretend they're fad drugs

well congratulations jackie now it's wondering if you're high

also to be fair the real druggies in Kit's life aren't its pseudoinlaws, that title goes to its sketchier Spring Court contacts

If Jackie ever got high it would be an accident and they'd be very upset about it later on

...losing control like that is one of the very few things that could make them upset I think

coffee pancakes sounds radical though

gatorade rice does not sound radical so I think this is probably Waspfire and Ienzo respectively

He'd be hideously offended

But Ienzo, electrolytes!