[Work] Stop by airport Starbucks to grab tea and a bit of breakfast, total is $6.66. I laugh evilly.

It's not even Friday the 13th

You're doing this wrong, Aiko

(Granted, that total was after my employee discount, which is 30% at this particular Starbucks.)

Nah, I'm a flight attendant. Evil is part of the job description.

All the flight attendants I've met have been rather nice.

not this flight attendant

I didn't say that we're not nice. To those who have earned it. We're just evil, too!

Well, I'm not an asshole, so that might be why

That is definitely high points in your favor!