I called a deer "dude" this morning. things are looking up.

dude deer was almost standing in the road munching on crabapples like it was no big deal

looking at me like "what"

dude this is busy road

also I fucking slept for ten hours and still feel exhausted blegh

Definatly a dude

We had a dude roedeer wander through the other day

deer are so rude

just gonna stand here eating

Not a care in the world

They taste good though. YOu could remind tem of that