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Maidstrong
Maidstrong
motherfucker you're done, boy
Nox
TemporalWolf
What are you supposed to do? Feel grateful she didn't fucking shoot you, you piece of shit...
Nox
I'm gonna hope this is one of those fake Yahoo Questions people submit for shits and giggles because it's much better than the alternative
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
that's my thought. this rings too much over the stereotypical neckbeard thing
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i was half expecting him to mention chicken tendies lol
Nox
I mean that and...I mean, I have so many questions about parts of it
Nox
like "who the hell keeps physical copies of porn when you have computers and the internet" and why in a literal safe
Nox
Also how can anyone make it to 31 and never had a single job I don't get how that's possible
яαвιєѕ
rich parents that over enable
Nox
god even in that case they at least usually give you a fake job
яαвιєѕ
But yeah, it does scream fake
Nox
One that says yeah, on paper you have work experience, but everyone's painfully aware all you really have to do is show up and mom/dad will never fire you
Louis LaRey
So one of my co-workers has a roommate that inherited a bunch of dead relative money straight out of high school and they're like... mid-20s and have never worked in their life. So it happens.
яαвιєѕ
See, I was in my mid-twenties when I first got my real job (only two short internships before), so even at that age I can buy, simply because life can happen. But when you're 30...
Phas
Phas
yeah this seems fake, it's a little too on the nose
Phas
like I feel like someone dumb enough to expect a "lol, touche" would not have the foresight to keep their porn hidden
яαвιєѕ
Unless he's scared of their porn being stolen because of all the money they spent on it.
Phas
maybe, it just seems really off
Bright Star
I'm 28 and have never had a real job... And my parents aren't rich by any means. All I got is some summer jobs and work experience as in unpaid training work.
Bright Star
That said. I do hope that's a fake question too. Just too weird.