[RP] I give you An idiot outlaw and an idiot royal advisor

Manji got off lucky.

Clearly I have reached my peak of RP. At least for the month.

/wanders off to bed

pff!

Allura will FIGHT anyone that calls Coran an idiot. He's just... very very eccentric. Okay, and she'll admit the brain worm was a dumb move.

But yes, thank you for defending the people's right to sleep, Coran.

THE PRINCESS-- I MEAN EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP! BUT ESPECIALLY THE PRINCESS!!!!!

Yes. Especially cuddled with her boyfriend.

RELAX, it's G-rated cuddling, still is!

Well, until Helisium...

NOOOOO!!! LITTLE ALLURA IS GROWING UP!!! I'M NOT READY

(Pat pat) It's okay, Coran.

I believe this is the part in the romantic teen comedy where the two teens scheme to get their guardians to start dating so they'd leave their own love lives alone, only to find out they've actually been falling in love with each other instead of the people they've been sneaking out to date

Allura: (Tosses the script into the fire) One, that's a horrible cliche, I'm very happy with Matt, thank you. Second, love shouldn't be rushed. Third, most of the people I know that are in an appropriate age group for Coran are spoken for... or they're Kolivan and Thace.

Well, they do got dat booty

Pfffft. Watch, Allura will be just as flustery if Coran starts getting dokis. (Although it'll likely be interlaced with much squeeing.)

I have no shipping plans for old man!Coran BUT I am always open to the idea should something come up. I am 100% a supporter of this interview clip

XDDD That's pretty much my stance on Allura's sexuality too. Pan with a smidge of "ah, so humans classify their sexualities this way? Huh, weird."

Coran is just too gorgeous for this galaxy

XDDD Indeed. (Just please keep the clothes on around the princess.)

I wish I had the art from the con I went to over the weekend

... Oh no, dare I ask?

They had a picture labelled as: super secret Voltron NSFW picture that had a silowet that made you think it was Shiro in a sexy pose

But you lift it up and it's Coran in a sexy pose, thong and little star stickers on his nipples instead. With a very hairy chest I'll add

The most treacherous silhouette!

I thought it was hilarious

(Ah, forgot that emote is labeled differently in my icons. Here's it's CORAN WHY?!)

I wish I had bought it, but I saved all my money for the commissions in my book

Haha!