Americans, please remember that this is traditionally the most dangerous driving day of the year. Please be careful, don't drink and drive, no phones. Also, fireworks can be deadly and there are lots of shootings on the 4th, too. Fuck it, just go back to bed.

Thanks for the psa. I’m off to bed. Enjoy!

done and done

Yeah, I have a strict policy of home and safe on all the traditional American drink driving holidays.