related: wild west AU
elf trash
related: wild west AU
related: wild west AU
elf trash
𝒢𝐼𝐿𝐸𝒜𝑅.
intensely here for herian as a sheriff or something ngl
elf trash
𝕋𝕠𝕣𝕚
moira stan
nadat
rly dead cee
elf trash
that would be amazing
moira stan
wheezes
moira stan
it was one time!!
swan bride
well then Nari a native american stereotype whose camp got raided by a confederate platoon who reluctantly came to town to get medical help for her sister after everything her family could do failed.
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sup cade
elf trash
looool
swan bride
Disney's Pocahontas time
rly dead cee
a good au
No L
Beautiful. Sheriff Nate and Sawbones Anders ftw
𝕋𝕠𝕣𝕚
Oh my god
0n3574rkwr3n
I would pay money for this and I vote James as US Marshall Norrington.
elf trash
he, wren, simon, and cade all came from the same unit obvs
moira stan
if dalish are natives, does that make beleth the native mayor that has to deal with all these chucklefucks
dead paladin
what does that make city elves :|a
swan bride
The stolen children :T
mj
this got dark
0n3574rkwr3n
Obviously!
moira stan
not dark things: alistair and beleth hanging out in the sheriff’s place playing cards while nate is just like DONT YOU HAVE JOBS TO DO
moira stan
playing cards is a very important mayoral duty that she takes very seriously
swan bride
sorry I can’t be near things without turning them dark 
elf trash
cade playing with them but from the drunk tank because they have to throw him in there every time someone provokes him into a barfight even when he wasn't drinking
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lol
elf trash
wren or norrington come and collect him when they have time
moira stan
i’m just picturing them all sitting on the floor, scooting cards under the bars for cade
elf trash
I'm sure he can reach through
elf trash
if they're old-school western style cells
moira stan
beleth mysteriously appears for cards whenever norrington comes to collect cade
moira stan
true
elf trash
girl it ain't mysterious we all know where you were during the last fuckening
elf trash
aint no laws against getting yours
moira stan
it’s now illegal to talk about the mayor’s sex love
moira stan
LIFE
moira stan
or love life either i guess
elf trash
it's a poster put up with all the wanted signs
elf trash
new law in effect: it's illegal to talk about the mayor's sex life
elf trash
"do we really have to arrest people for that"
elf trash
cade like thank goodness there won't be enough room for me in the cell anymore
moira stan
time to upgrade the prison
elf trash
elf trash
did you ever read the wayside school books
swan bride
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time to rook
all i want now is fanart of cy as a saloon girl
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god yes same
elf trash
amazing
elf trash
oh and I bring up wayside school because of todd, the kid who was really not badly behaved or different in any way but for some reason always got caught at exactly the wrong moment and sent home on the kindergarten bus
elf trash
and he would get so excited about making it through the day, like he was really gonna do it this time, and fate just wouldn't play out that way
elf trash
that's cade in every scenario but mostly this one
moira stan
i remember that
moira stan
bless his heart
swan bride
name, check, circle. Go home Todd.
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stop pulling Leslie’s pigtails.
GhostlyClockwork
Man, Jang would be all 'FINALLY in a Wild West AU 
GhostlyClockwork
or she'd be a out-of-place sci-fi character
GhostlyClockwork
Or fantasy 
moira stan
gareth would obviously be a part of kostos’ posse
Aelwyn Abernant
omg make a meme
moira stan
he’s this spunky kid with a Troubled Past, but is absolutely willing to shoot as many people as necessary
moira stan
idk if this is a wild west au with magic or not but either way, the kid has Issues and a gun
mj
I think it would be Nell’s posse, technically.
swan bride
I think this makes lexie a rich flounce from the east coast off in search of adventure
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(and allowed to do so because Evie is already in the town and with the law? humanspectre )
rly dead cee
ok but this should def be a meme though
Aelwyn Abernant
meme it
mj
bangs fists on table
swan bride
bangs mj's fists on table
Aelwyn Abernant
bangs mj on --- wait
mj
moira stan
back years ago, me and my old rp group had a wild west au, and we would watch old westerns on livestream and rp in the comments
moira stan
that was pretty fun
elf trash
I don't have time but if you make a meme I will bless it
moira stan
how would you feel about the wild west au having magic but it’s treated kinda like people suspected of magic back then were
moira stan
aka unchristian (unandrastian?) and occasionally tolerated for their ability to help but also prone to being killed
moira stan
idk basically how loose / historically accurate do you wanna play this. tho i’ve been going to a bunch of museums featuring the old west so i am PREPARED either way
elf trash
I vote historically accurate
elf trash
no magic
GhostlyClockwork
Scoutmaster, If you want magic in wild west, just go full on weird west good times!
good times!