[work] My coworker was chewing gum right in my ear when i had to answer the phone

and I had the brief horrifying moment where I thought "shut the fuck up" and thought I would accidentally say it out loud as I answered the phone

I DIDN'T, THANKFULLY, BUT, STILL

ggggggggggggod i wish she would stop. chewing. with her mouth open.

put gum on her seat