Sir Nyx-A-Lot
THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY BED
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I’m trying to cycle back down so I go to switch what end of the couch I’m sleeping on??
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And I move my pillow and this motherfucker the die of a gd dime goes scurrying across the mattress pad.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Fuck nooooooo?!?!
sAlty
No!!!!!!
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I am normally okay with spiders in my living space. I usually leave them alone but I am so sorry mr arachnid, you are fast and were IN MY FUCKING BED two inches from my feet for who knows how long.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I hope I can still go back to sleep 
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I’m still really fucking tired but my heart rate skyrocketed, man
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Whelp, I’m really jumpy rn. I saw a bit of fluff drift in my peripheral vision and jumped so hard.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I reflex swatted at it and clipped the side of my hand on an end table. 
obdurate
/eats it
obdurate
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Ndjdbfid
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I’m ngl that probably would have killed my anxiety. Taking that seriously for a moment. Freaking out about a spider and having y’all come up in here like a knight in shining armor and just pop it in your mouth all “problem solved”.
Ceej
you know what they say, people eat at least a few spiders a year in their sleep
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
sAlty
lmfkskwn
obdurate
spiders are okay unless it's a tarantula
obdurate
I'm outtie if tarantula
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
That being said: I am so Awake right now. 
obdurate
Unless it's Lucas
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Honestly, I have never actually been around a tarantula not already in a tank so I don’t know how I’d be? I like to think I’d be nervous but mostly chill about holding one? Surprise!tarantula tho would make me nervous and jittery. Certainly would have just let it have my room
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Live in my Jeep. It’s fine
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Most others? So long as I know they are there and they don’t come scurrying at me I’ll leave them. Spiders > every other insect that comes within twenty feet of my person.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
In my bed tho...fuck off. Rip. Later bitch.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
True courage: being able to defeat the spider yourself.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
It's understandable. That is your space and the bed is usually everyone's safe place. And having something foreign there violated that, especially when you're not expecting it.
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Is your heart okay now?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Yeah, I calmed down a lot and I’m laying down now. Finally starting to feel tired again. Hopefully I can go back to sleep. 
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I wanted to be up a few hours before work so I can tag
agent quake 🌼
uhm time to burn the house down. in the bed is going too far.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Right?! Jesus.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
The ‘funny’ part?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
My bed used to be up against the wall, so I was always a little paranoid that one day they’d stop showing up on the wall above my head.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I just recently moved it more into the middle of the room. There only one small section touching a wall now
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And naturally less than a week later the bastard is in my bed
bean check
NOPE