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I'm free! o hope they got them all [edit: THIS IS A POST WISDOM TOOTH SURGERY PLURK, SOME BLOOD TALK]
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i'm sure they can count to four
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did they let you keep them
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already texted my bosses wife by mistake but just bc I needed somewhere to type words bc I can't talk, hit enter by reflex
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they did not
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:C
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for get what they said but it sounds like they destroyed them immediately
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thats rough but at least nobody can curse you
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of course, I didn't see this happen, so it's possible they're gonna clone me or do thaumaturgy
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imsoglad we both went there
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lmao
Curdy&Comfy
YOU'RE FREE!!!
Curdy&Comfy
A free Jazzy :>
BANNED CLOWN
Toothless at last!
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lmao
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I'm gonna necrodance my balls off and it's gonna be hilars
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....as soon as they give me drugs
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hurry up cvs
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I could only communicate by note
I could only communicate by note
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I no longer remember why I wrote the last one, probably bc I am recovering so fast
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you literally said that to me too
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i was very mobile even immediately after, oh my god really laura
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it's in the chatlogs
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i could walk, swing my legs as i sat on a bench
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...steal a purseful of gloves as soon as the nurse left...
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i don't normally do that, my impulse control was still anaesthetised
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anyway might need em!
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I /think/ my roommate was talking Todd jokes and I was frustrated I couldn't participate
I /think/ my roommate was talking Todd jokes and I was frustrated I couldn't participate
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anyway laura is the best and most supportive pard even if she is about to leave me and sleep
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how do i tell if im bleeding? there's blood but is there /more/
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should i be swallowing it? can't really help it i guess
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i need everyone to put on their most mature hats while i say this. i don't think i know the difference between sucking and swallowing
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don't both of those change the pressure in my mouth? which is bad? these feel like p much the same action and one of them is verboten and the other is completely necessary to get nutrition and pills inside of me
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want to stress, i am completely 100% lucid and have been p much immediately, i'm just like this
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honestly might be the most lucid i have ever been
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gonna eat some bullshit canned tomato soup w up to one (1) matzo crumbled in it and allowed to dissolve
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i desperately need actual things in my stomach, the combination of blood and opioids is actually very unpleasant even though i HAD a yogurt drink and a squeeze pouch of....pear spinach babyfood
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the instructions, slightly paraphrased: just swallow normally like you have every day of your FUCKING life
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me: so, like, is that constantly or never
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hey soup is touching my bones. guess what! i hate it !
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Oh jeez. D:
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I... would offer advice here but my memory of my wisdom tooth removal experience was basically just "[John Mulaney voice] and then I woke up at home".
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Like, I sat down, needle went in, there's... a brief snapshot memory of stumbling towards a car in there somewhere?, and then throwing up on the couch.
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My couch, not somebody else's.
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oh no, that sounds terrible :<
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esp the throwing up, i'm 1000000% percent phobic about that and im not sure but i think after wisdom teeth it would be incredibly awful :c
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i know from the last surgery, and as i wrote immediately upon waking up, i'm too powerful
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If it hasn't been an issue for you by now, it probably won't be, so you don't need to worry about it.
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i.e. anaesthesia loses its grip on my slippery psyche very fast
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Your psyche is wriggly and strong.
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like a sturgeon -Madonna, 1985
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i also can eat like immediately afterwards, last time they gave me hot buttered bread! don't get service like that when its ur teeth
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but it really is so weird how it's just like, here's the mask thing--and i don't remember a single second after that until being ushered into a little room to chill while they gave my ride instructions
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(that is when i stole the gloves and texted my boss' wife)
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i walked across a street (accompanied) into the cvs to get my meds, picked out soups and babyfoods and fiber powder and a syringe bc they didn't??? give me one for rinsing????
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there's just. so much room in there now.
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so much space. so much responsibility.
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"Bjork defined posterior crossbite as a malocclusion where the buccal cusps of canine, premolar and molar of upper teeth occlude lingually to the buccal cusps of canine, premolar and molar of lower teeth."
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She Did That
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" Parents often notice mamelons when the top and bottom permanent front teeth first begin to peek through the gum tissue. These tiny little humps generally wear down over time as the child begins using their teeth to chew."
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" If tooth eruption is delayed or the child has an occlusion discrepancy where their bite does not grind the mamelons naturally, mamelons may not wear away by adulthood."
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A) did not know there was a word for those 
whatever my teeth are awesome and good for shearing, people whose mamelons are gone are weak and i can eat them
whatever my teeth are awesome and good for shearing, people whose mamelons are gone are weak and i can eat them