duck bastard
[ihob] ok so who called it
duck bastard
HIKIKOMORTIS
There are plenty of burger joints around. Way to belittle the thing that made you more unique, IHOBS.
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs
wait what the hell
SET SEAL
LOL my ffxiv group was talking about this
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Our pug friend bet on burgers...
SET SEAL
I was busy yelling about bancakes, baffles, and boatmeal
i stay silly :3
...why
kokoro brokero
I was hoping it meant "breakfast."
i stay silly :3
if it wasn't like
i stay silly :3
june
i stay silly :3
i'd think this was an april fool's joke
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs
yeah see international house of breakfast would make more sense
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs
why burgers????
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs
es un elote
I thought it was going to be baked goods....
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IHOB
papermint tiger
breakfast or bakery both make more sense than burgers
Guardian Bear J
. . .
Guardian Bear J
Well.
Guardian Bear J
This is about the STUPIDEST thing I could have predicted. Nobody goes to ihop for burgers!
Guardian Bear J
I had my money on Breakfast, too...
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ
I'm actually surprised they didn't already have burgers on the menu
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ
they already have everything else, their menu is enormous
duck bastard
They apparently do, according to another plurk on my tl, but it wasn't, like... the thing the internation house of pancakes was really known for....
Guardian Bear J
They do have burgers on the menu.
Guardian Bear J
They're unremarkable.
Guardian Bear J
They're a typical diner burger with a slab of lettuce and a tomato. Woo. Exciting. /jazz hands
UnimpressedLion
So theyre tryin to be Dennys?
Guardian Bear J
I guess? I don't get this. I don't understand who came up with this and said "this is a good idea."
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ
what? so what is this even about, then? are they adding more burgers? are they promoting their burgers more? ?? why this entire melodramatic campaign for something... they already sell...
siwas ✨
yeah they're catching a lot of flack on twitter for it
Guardian Bear J
Someone at the company had a good idea.
Guardian Bear J
And didn't market research it.
Guardian Bear J
Man. Wendy's, goin' for the kill already.
Guardian Bear J
Wendy's on Twitter
Guardian Bear J
"Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard."
🥩 beefy whine
... didn't Ihop already serve burgers?
🥩 beefy whine
I mean they have non breakfast food but I've never eaten it
🥩 beefy whine
because if I go to IHOP it's because I want pancakes.
🥩 beefy whine
Just like Perkins. They have dinner food but why would I?
Guardian Bear J
They do. And it's unremarkable.
Guardian Bear J
APPARENTLY they're trying to show the world that they sell more than Breakfast.
Guardian Bear J
World is taking notice, but only to mock them.
nɑnɑmin
In the comments though 
papermint tiger
i don't know why they're trying to step away from breakfast, breakfast is great
papermint tiger
i'd eat it all the time if i was allowed
Guardian Bear J
You are allowed.
Guardian Bear J
Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
papermint tiger
haha, thank you for your blessing, bear
Guardian Bear J
/wanders off into the woods, his job here done.