beachcryptid
Legolas meets Maedhros: "How old are you again?"

"Old enough. I've faced a balrog."

Maitimo nearly rolled his eyes. "And I have faced six of them at the same time."

"You had your brothers with you, if I remember correctly."

"According to Elrond, you had your friends with you. And you ran."

"Which made us smarter than you."
beachcryptid
HE'S NOT WRONG
{TharBG}
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
ZS
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
er XD
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Yeah, gotta give that one to Legolas.
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
Legit XD
Bhaalspawn
Do you need some ointment for your burn Maedhros?
delatour
I dunno, some people might give that one to Mae.
236 bees
nah legolas wins that one
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
Legolas definitely wins and that’s not my bias talking lol
236 bees
same
236 bees
though i play both
delatour
Oh no, it’s not that the line wasn’t great. It’s just that for some people running is a turn-off
236 bees
eh?
delatour
That passage reminded me of a crossover I have a terrible weakness for, I’m trying to find the passage
delatour
Ada,” she said, trying not to roll her eyes too hard, “if you doubt me that their fëar are not in tune, all you need to do is think back to what Mithrandir told us about Moria.”

“I do not see what the Fellowship’s journey through Moria tells us about their compatibility, my dawn child,” Elrond said indulgently.
delatour
Tindomiel sighed.

“Remember the balrog part?” she asked. “Mithrandir said ‘run’.”

“Yes,” Elrond replied. “And?”

“Legolas did.”
delatour
BtVS crossover, Dawn explaining why Buffy and Legolas are just good friends.
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
Pfft, personally I prefer my people not smushed by Balrog
236 bees
iiii guess i'm lost as far as how sexy an action is viewed by some relates to a battle of wits is all, or how a suicidal determination to never say die is more clever then, you know, realizing your limits and going for the live another day route
236 bees
but maybe we're reading it different
delatour
Probably. I was thinking of the action itself, not the line
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
Gandalf, an angel, told them to run. And they all did. But that makes Legolas... what? I admit, I too prefer my people unBalrog’d.
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
Especially since he was the only elf there with four improperly train hobbits, two men, and a dwarf. Against an ancient evil.
236 bees
my favorite of that one is this thing on tumblr i saw where like what if gandalf had known this balrog
236 bees
and so here we have everybody freaking out and legolas all "ai ai a balrog!" and gandalf just "oh great it's freakin jerry again"
236 bees
like back in The Day when everyone was still in valinor, you know
𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕳𝖎𝖛𝖊
Lol that would be amazing
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
seriously if a frikking maiar tells you to run YOU DAMN WELL RUN
Bhaalspawn
okay I just explained the last few replies to my coworker and we are fucking dying
Bhaalspawn
"Omg it's this guy YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS JERRY"
delatour
Never saw that one. There’s the fic where the Balrogs are all Arien’s sisters, though, and that one’s gorgeous.
236 bees
I mean. strictly speaking all maiar everywhere would be siblings if you think about it
236 bees
(aha)
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
true point
beachcryptid
236 bees
what are you doing
beachcryptid
watching my friends make me happy XD
236 bees
sdfdsgf
beachcryptid
=3
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