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"Mistborn: A Netflix Original Series"

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No, it's not real

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But god I wish it was

Lord Nick
I knew it wasn't real but for a second I had hope

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Live Action or Animated?

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I feel like the ATLA:LoK team could really do mistborn fights justice

Lord Nick
Live action would be great but I feel like Mistborn really lends itself to animation

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It would be super fucking weird if they did the ATLA animation team though

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Since, like

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ATLA and VLD are both For Kids

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and Mistborn is SUPER FUCKING BLOODY

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Lots of sex and blood and death

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Not actually much sex

Lord Nick
I was gonna say. Even the blood doesn't need to be way over the top.

Lord Nick
I think the goriest part is where they find the room where Inquisitors are made and that's just aftermath

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What about the bit

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Where the Lord Ruler has hundreds of skaa executed

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And drains all their blood into fucking fountains

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That spray the crowd

Lord Nick
... Okay. Conceded

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Or, like

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Every fucking scene with the Koloss

Lord Nick
Well stuff like that you can still get around without cranking up the gore factor to eleven. I've seen fanart of Koloss that isn't extremely bloody

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That's fair

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You could MINIMIZE the gore factor for most of the series

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but it'd still be WAY more For Mature Audiences than the other stuff that team has done

Lord Nick
There definitely is no way to make an animated Mistborn for kids though no

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Also there's the whole execution method for skaa who use Allomancy by being hung from an iron hook through the jaw

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I wonder if Words of Radiance would work better...

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...No

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The Thrill

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It wouldn't be quite as GRAPHIC as Mistobrn, at least

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But there's still some real fucked up stuff in that series too

Lord Nick
I think it's safe to say that Cosmere stuff in general just isn't kid friendly material

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Yeah that's probably a pretty safe bet

Lord Nick
Warbreaker might be the easiest on the violence and that still has a sentient sword that drives everyone its in a room with into violent bloodlust and ultimately suicide for whoever picks it up

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I gotta actually read that one at some point

Lord Nick
It's pretty solid

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SUFFER

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SUFFER WITH ME

ArtIsArt
Ok no.

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Get the CASTLEVANIA animation team on that shit.

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Great, we'll get 4 episodes at a time 2 years apart

ArtIsArt
Worth it.

ArtIsArt
(It's slow but it's good.)