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Hei - What are you doing right now?
Dorian - At the moment, I'm up to absolutely nothing at all important, unless you call eyeballing absurdly dressed nobles that smell like essence of grandmother important.
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Everone knows that smell. It's like a toxic mixture of dirt, mothballs, and fruitcake.
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Also
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Hei - Do you like bars?
Inner!Dorian - (Is that a trick question? Teeheehee!)
Gentleman!Dorian - And I do have quite the affection for bars.
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ANTI-HERO. there is a reason Dorian adores you like he does Hei
demon souls jr
essence of grandmother omg
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if he's doing something important or not depends on when in the month the thread takes place
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prior to John's injury I believe becuase otherwise the most important thing is taking care of John and all business will be conducted from his spot beside John on the bed.
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he can just set up an office in the room with an official looking desk and everything
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serious business for a serious businessman
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Yeah, Dorian can work remotely, he's the task man!
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John can watch him as he goes.
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he will if he's not passed out, but he can watch while making spider pipes (LOL)
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I have no idea what Dorian will be up to, but as long as John is bedridden he won't be going too far.
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it will have to icly be a while since the injury is supposed to be serious and at risk of infection, but if a thing comes up that you want dorian in on you should go for it! just wanna let you know i don't want to hold anything back oocly
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If it's important enough to do then Dorian will probably leave John for a bit even though he would still be keeping an eye on things like his location and vitals.
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he can always inbox check in if he needs to also!
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just lmk if he does leave for a good amount of time so John can wreck the room we both know what's up timeline wise
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Oh my gosh I just got an image of John as a dog with seperation anxiety, the kind that like to wreck the house when you're gone.
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But yeah, he'll check in with John to make sure he's getting what he needs and if he isn't, well Dorian will have a problem with that won't he?
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hahaha I was thinking more like just being a menace and reverting back to his punk days and trashing the "hotel room"
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also he'd be super bored without dorian's company so wrecking shit sounds like a good way to pass the time
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Lol that just came to mind, but dogs can be a wreck when they want to be just ask Denver
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Denver you bad pup!
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Lol Denver is amazingly bad, the face...the face XD
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and his tail keeps wagging too!
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I was wrong and I am guilty, but I'm happy about it too
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see, while John wouldn't have separation anxiety, being wrong and guilty but happy about it is pretty on brand lol
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Dorian can see that about you, John, but he's so indulgent because you're adorable ducky.
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(p-surprised)
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That's John, from now on man. He's stuck with it.
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disobliged waterfowl
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aka ducky for short
ANTI-HERO.
kfafamaLMASFLMA
ANTI-HERO.
DORIAN
ANTI-HERO.
tbh hei's like "an aranean proposed to me and i need to get hammered but i can't do that alone and i only trust 2 people"
ANTI-HERO.
he just takes the flirting in stride like a real man
ANTI-HERO.
RIGHT JOHN
ANTI-HERO.
YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, JOHN
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YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, HEI. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A SPIDER PROPOSAL
ANTI-HERO.
ANTI-HERO.
BUT JOHN
ANTI-HERO.
i think these two have potential to become great and depressing friends
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I agree and I would love this very much!
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and they both think very highly of Dorian, an added bonus!
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but I really enjoyed how neither Hei nor John were beating around the bush wrt body parts which is really fucked up (LOL)
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YOU SELLING, I'M BUYING, LET'S GO!
ANTI-HERO.
I LOVE THE BODY PART POSTS
ANTI-HERO.
I'M GONNA COMMENT TO YOURS RN I HAVE IT OPEN
ANTI-HERO.
bc hei is hurt too and they can be like forrest gump and lieutenant dan
ANTI-HERO.
hei'll bring him one of his popsicles
ANTI-HERO.
(not innuendo)
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SCREAMING I'M SO EXCITED
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if hei doesn't want a pipe John can try to make him something else out of the bits but it is not guaranteed to be good
ANTI-HERO.
he'd love a pipe... he needs more vices...
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YESSS smoke with ya boy
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Well Hei, he might be able to pay for all of the alcohol you need to get hammered, but he does have pilfered wine that he can take from his own stores because generous Dorian. CLASSY DORIAN!
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And yes, let's talk about this wedding? Tell Papa Dorian all about it. Do these spiders know they have to ask for Papa Dorian's permission before they can just bind him into amarriage?
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I mean...Dorian will plan the whole thing.
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use that wine wisely! and by that John means be irresponsible
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QuV/Oqt/dqF0Bk1r4JeG0bQWNP1VT9fRRkX_lg.jpeg
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Dorian will be sure to drink as irrisopsibly as possible
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the most attractive way to drink
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Dude it looks like I've been drinking, fingers need to hit all the keys to spell words correctly.
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But yes the only way to drink.
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I'M DRINKING FOR YOU RN, I will take the blame
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Aww thanks
ANTI-HERO.
omfg plan his wedding i'm dying
ANTI-HERO.
PLAN HIS EGG-Y DEATH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
ANTI-HERO.
i'm glad hei has someone to get trashed with though, he was worried a spider would take advantage of him if he was to drink by his lonesome
ANTI-HERO.
they can wobble back together
ANTI-HERO.
go wake john up in the middle of the night while he's stuck healing up in his cot like " "
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John's just says all groggy "I smell booze" slightly jealous that he missed a party and then passes out again
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ANTI-HERO. Dorian will plan all og Hei's important life events, you will never be embarrassed, you will always be stylish! And Dorian will get trashed with anyone at any time.
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demon souls jr And it is at this moment that someone discovers their little secret, who would have thought that it would have been because Hei and Dorian stumble back to John's room drunk as skunks.
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I wonder if Hei would have enough of his wits about him to be like "...why are we going here?"
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Lol I don't know if he would have more wits or less than Dorian, Dorian is a professional drinker and even he wold be drunk af.
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later when dorian's sober and john's awake john is like "i'm glad the wine is being put to good use, you didn't finish it did you?"
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#priorities
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Lol Dorian would never touch your share John, he knows better.
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lmao that's when you know the feelings are real
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When Dorian is not up for stealing someone else's booze that's love
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you can't steal from your partner in wine crime! that's just wrong
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it's poor sportsmanship, bad form, unworthy!
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