ok I want to do this one AU MY CHARACTERS INTO YOUR CANON?
Curdy&Comfy
ok I want to do this one AU MY CHARACTERS INTO YOUR CANON?
ok I want to do this one AU MY CHARACTERS INTO YOUR CANON?
Curdy&Comfy
I only got two, really, Mettaton and Shepard, though I guess an argument could be made for Duck since I have his username but like
Curdy&Comfy
ya
Curdy&Comfy
drowninginpears ohhh yes I love this but also consider Shepard being the ghost version of the Shepard AI which is 13% accurate!
Curdy&Comfy
correction: 7% accurate, and here's a video of it 
Mass Effect 3: Shepard VI (Paragon version)
Billie Sue 🌻
oh man I was stumped at first but I've got a good one
Billie Sue 🌻
Back in the 80s Mullet Stan's going through Ford's stuff trying to find things to help figure out the portal right
Billie Sue 🌻
like very early on
Billie Sue 🌻
and then HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS
Billie Sue 🌻
MY BROTHER MADE SOME KINDA...HANDSOME ROBOT MAN???
Curdy&Comfy
NLDFHGLIFOHDIOFYHD OH MY G O D
Billie Sue 🌻
FORD WHAT IN THE FUCK but then it's weirdly good to have company
Billie Sue 🌻
and also profits to the murder hut/mystery shack skyrocket
Curdy&Comfy
his sparkly gams gonna bring in ALL the customers
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SHEPARD WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE A KAHUNA
Billie Sue 🌻
THEY SURE WOULD
Billie Sue 🌻
this would be such a good AU I would psl this like any day
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Mettaton would be like... a celebrity from a region where they have pokemon contests. AND HE WOULD FEATURE THE BEAUTY OF STEEL AND GHOST TYPES AND BE OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR
Curdy&Comfy
drowninginpears I LOVED THAT LINE SO MUCH, ALONG WITH THE 7% ACCURACY, IT'S SO GOOD
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in other news, Owlboy style Shepard would probably be a watchwoman. But I think she'd be that cool mom basically that lets you sit with her while she's on watch. u no.
Curdy&Comfy
Billie Sue 🌻
oh man that is very very tempting holy shit. just imagine Mettaton revealing himself in the same way that he shows off his EX form in game
Curdy&Comfy
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT A KAHUNA IS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SHEPARD'S JAM
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SJE
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jlkjlkf sorryu, cat >:C
Curdy&Comfy
omg no apologies for cat
Curdy&Comfy
give a kiss to cat for me!!
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she'd be like a gym leader >:C
Billie Sue 🌻
LOL IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL AND STAN JUST SCREAMS HOLY FUCK THERE'S A HANDSOME METAL MAN IN HERE
Billie Sue 🌻
make him cut his mullet off
Billie Sue 🌻
fix the mullet man
Curdy&Comfy
also, Mettaton as a celebrity in the Pokemon world is so perfect STEEL AND GHOST TYPES a hell of a great aesthetic
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also Mettaton would be a straight up space fuckin' pirate. PROBABLY ONE WITH THEIR OWN AGENDA. WHAT THAT SECRETLY HELPS OTUS AND CO. ON THEIR JOURNEY TO DO A BIG RESCUE
Curdy&Comfy
and AWWW I LOVE OWLBOY SHEPARD, SHE SOUNDS GREAT and also omfg SPACE PIRATE METTATON???? I ADORE THIS????
Curdy&Comfy
I have no idea what happens in Owlboy but holy fuck it sounds fun
Curdy&Comfy
AND YES, A HANDSOME METAL MAN IN STAN'S HOUSE
adanteallegro
You know what? Animal Crossing. Mettaton as a villager you can get.
Curdy&Comfy
smjdbgskfjg Y E S
Curdy&Comfy
OH MY GOD YES
adanteallegro
He'd be a smug deer completely made out of metal, but he'd still look fabulous.
adanteallegro
Catchphrase is 'darling'
Curdy&Comfy
god. oh my god. yes. I love all of these
adanteallegro
Hmm...his starting shirt would be...a nebula tee. His favorite style is flashy.
adanteallegro
What would his picture quote be...
adanteallegro
"Hello, beauties and gentlebeauties!"
adanteallegro
I dunno.
adanteallegro
/shrug
Curdy&Comfy
That's a real good contender for it, ngl
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animal crossing mettaton........what a good
Echo
Okay, do you want Undertale Shepard or Mass Effect Muffet, because I have thoughts on both.
Curdy&Comfy
both
Curdy&Comfy
please
Echo
Okay, so: imagine Shepard as one of the first generations of humans to grow up around monsters, after the Barrier gets broken and they've returned.
Echo
Somehow, the reason humans weren't really showing any magical ability since ancient times was because sealing away monsters fucked up the state of magic drastically- essentially monsters are to magic what bees are to the ecosystem.
Echo
But now they're back, so humans are starting to, in very rare cases, develop magic again.
Echo
Enter Shepard, one of those very rare few humans with magical ability. Former Navy veteran. Current cop.
Echo
Assigned to what looks like a minor case that turns out to be linked to giant anti-magic conspiracy.
Echo
In way over her head.
Echo
But this being Shepard, naturally keeps on swinging and somehow comes out of the whole thing as a hero, to her own genuine surprise.
Curdy&Comfy
AWWW I LOVE THAT
Curdy&Comfy
now what about Muffet
Echo
Well, put it this way:
Echo
When the Specters arrived and broke up that illegal gene-splicing operation, the scientists involved were very indignant about the whole thing and insisted that their work should've been allowed to continue because it represented a path to great progress.
Echo
Everybody else just told them they were a bunch of reckless idiots for trying to combine the DNA-equivalents of an Asari and a Rachni Queen, and that they should count themselves fucking lucky that this just somehow resulted in a perfectly polite, friendly young woman who happened to be a spider.
Echo
She was subsequently adopted by a nice couple, and later grew up to have a very successful career in business.
Echo
She runs an interstellar charity dedicated to feeding the hungry.
Echo
...it is maybe a little bit terrifying when she looks at you sternly for not donating, and you remember that she can kill you with her brain.
Echo
Just a tiny bit.
Echo
But other than that she's lovely, really.
Curdy&Comfy
I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
Echo
They're all just... hilariously reasonable about the whole thing?
Echo
Like, you'd think it'd be the setup for some giant disaster or tragic backstory, but nope. We're good here, thanks.
Echo
The most lasting consequence of the whole thing was that when, as a child, she asked her parents where babies came from, they had to explain that in her specific case that question had a much more complicated answer than it usually did.
Echo
(As if giving your kid that talk wasn't awkward enough already...)