[RL] Husband: Have you tried your USB-C converters yet?

Me: Nah, haven't really had a chance to. Well, I've had a chance, just haven't yet.

Husband: Amazon seems to think I need to buy more of them.

Me: That's...really only the sort of thing you buy one, maybe two sets of.

Husband: Yeah, but this is Amazon. They always think you need to buy more of something you've just bought.

Me: That's only true if you've bought dice.