(this plurk is intended to be funny and not what i was freaking about earlier) you ever think "ah yes i'm going to go to the doctor today and find out what's wrong" and then just

"but what if they tell me i'm dying"

"it's just a gut problem"
"but what if it's deadly"

oh this is me everytime I go

"this minor problem must mean I have a debilitating illness my life is over now"

oh mood

THAT'S EXACTLY IT

getting my T renewed is no problem bc this clinic doesn't make you Prove Shit other than what they're legally required to

but my GUT??? nope it's clearly that my intestines have twisted themselves into a terminal knot

i dont even have to go to the doctor for this

> random inexplicable pain or discomfort
> OH GOD WHAT HAPPENING