Denise
Person: It’s dumb when people say there were no POC in historical Europe
Me: Yes good please continue
Person: There were former slaves and also performers if it is the right time period.
Me: Oh no.
Denise
BREAKING NEWS: people of color exist as more than just former slaves and entertainment for white people
Denise
Do people not realize that, like, Africa and Europe are super close to one another??????
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...uh no...???
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depending on the place in europe, they were probably traders
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y'know. for trade. and money.
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...also uh, if this is before the trans-atlantic slave trade, the poc were probably selling the slaves, too
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SORRY FOR TAKING OVER UR PLURK IT JUST
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angry noises at bad history!!!
Denise
I ALSO ANGRY NOISES AT BAD HISTORY
Denise
Hey did you know Rome built roads all over the place but then nobody ever used them
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WHAT NO
sAlty
tbf Europeans will be the first ones to deny it
Denise
White people are the worst
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they really are
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hey did u know that people like having money
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and then trade with each other
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to make more money
Denise
Like once I get my history degree I really want to do something with it other than be a teacher but at this point I feel like it is my duty to be a teacher just so lil kiddos actually learn something other than western civilization whitewashing bs
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ifkr
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ALSO like poc is a complete misnomer in this case because nation of origin is a much, much bigger deal than it is now
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or religion
Denise
I think I’ve said on here before but I legit had at least three different history teachers in school who taught the civil war was over economics not slavery and it was Lincoln’s fault the slavery part was ever brought up in the war at all
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especially religion
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god, religion in the middle ages
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just the biggest goddamn mess
Denise
Lol right???
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THERE WERE ONCE THREE SEPARATE POPES
Denise
Remember when that one dead pope was dug up and put on trial
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omg the pope trial
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yaaaas
Denise
Good times good times
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it can happen in crusader kings 2!!
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if the pope is sufficiently Shitty
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crusader kings 2 btw also has characters able to be not-white in europe due to arranged marriages et al and marks off if one is homosexual/gay
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so y'know
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good job there, folks
Denise
What
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it's a trait they get!
Denise
Gay people didn’t exist until the 1970s didn’t you know
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oh shit right
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i forgot
Denise
There were just a bunch of unmarried besties who lived with each other and wrote letters about how much they liked sleeping together before then
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we couldn't have the gay agenda until we worked out the rainbow thing
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lmfao
Denise
That was just, you know, how people spoke back then
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yes, of course!
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JUST BACHELORS BEING BACHELORS
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gosh
Denise
“My dearest love, I cannot wait until I am once again in your arms. Also please find included one sketch of my penis.” is just old timey talk for ‘hey bro sup wanna hang later and play beer pong?’
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god didn't one of the king james' keep giving their boyfriend rank increases until he was like, an ultra duke
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or something
Denise
This sounds familiar.
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AHA it was the first
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Sir John Oglander observed that he "never yet saw any fond husband make so much or so great dalliance over his beautiful spouse as I have seen King James over his favourites, especially the Duke of Buckingham"[134] whom the King would, recalled Sir Edward Peyton, "tumble and kiss as a mistress."
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TOTALLY NOT GAY, YOU GUYS
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(the duke's name is george villiers)
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Under the king's patronage Villiers advanced rapidly through the ranks of the nobility, and his court appointments grew in importance. In 1615 he was knighted as a Gentleman of the Bedchamber. In 1616, when he was made the King's Master of Horse, he was elevated to the peerage as Baron Whaddon, Viscount Villiers, and made a Knight of the Garter.[9]
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NOT.
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GAY.
Denise
Gentleman of the bedchamber you say?
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yes you see he uh
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guards the bed
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very prestigious
Denise
Slightly somewhat related: this YouTube channel I follow has a series of videos about history and they are gr8 and hilarious and I think you would like them
Denise
That’s the most recent one and it is soooo goooooood
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