So I've been playing Ogre Battle 64 and i'm remembering how much i liked coming up with dumb backstories for my squads, or at least interpreting their personalities from stats

like the one with a Dragon Tamer, Witch, Cleric, and Wyrm, who all have low alignment

so they're all kind of assholes, even the cleric

like the cleric doesn't even like reptiles but she's hanging around because someone needs to keep the witch and dragon tamer safe

she's just bitchy about it because the other two are crass/lewd respectively

oh and my wizard/sorceress duo who have learned how to do team attacks

clearly they are a magnificent couple who do flashy love love magic

also i'm kind of convinced that the poison effect doesn't really do anything???

like goddamn this has to just be the meanest bitchiest cleric by now

awww yeah my fencer's young dragon grew into a red dragon

samurai man got him a fire drag

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