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[beer] #1 way to decide which beer to buy: does it have a bear (with sharply defined abs) fighting a lion (with an equally impressive 6-pack) on the can?
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FIGHT
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also the name is cool... 
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wow
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ALSO PLEASE LOOK AT SMARMY ABRAHAM LINCOLN 
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zero chill beer
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And Concerned George Washington 
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ajlsdkfjf smarmy lincoln, concerned george
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.....I read an article recently about how Budweiser has been consistently losing sales and can't figure out how to sell beer to millennials
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this is how. put a bear with a 6 pack on your 6 pack
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And offer higher abv options tbh BUT MOSTLY BEARS WITH ABS
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anyway .... Hoppy Friday 
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also maybe don't have your beer taste like absolute crap
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I WANT
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what kind of beer is it
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belatedly, FOOOOD
belatedly, FOOOOD
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I found Bulgarian style pickled veggies at trader joes I'm so happy
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: uuh I think they're both IPAs
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And yes lmao pls don't have crappy tasteless beer, that helps
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I LIED the bear fighting a lion beer is an India pale ale
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oh I'm not fond of ipa... i like dark beer ALAS
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ohhh I had this really good dark beer the other day that was called... barleywine??? it was really interesting
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Bless firestone walker
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Adding to the fact that Budweiser is boring-o mass produced lager to begin with, the fact that itโs doing poorly in the current market
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Also means it sits longer, and Iโll be the first to admit that the beer you give the absolute least shit about rotating stock is Domestic laget
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Cleaning out the beer coolers last week I found 2 6 packs that were best by November
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With more beer options out now it doesnโt even get the turnover that is kind on the shelf life skunking
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Which is to say that if Budweiser is crap, skunked Budweiser is an absolute horrendous turnoff
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I work at a bar with 24 taps, 18 of which are craft rotational, and I honestly canโt remember the last time our bud keg kicked
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(Granted, it just needs to be replaced with a backup , but while we โjust a minute!โ scurry to change out yuengling and Stella Artois and horgaarder lines often
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I havenโt seen bud or bud light do that kind of volume at all
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(But weโre also not a sports bar or a budget restaurant)
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lmao yeah it's just... not good... but don't worry, they're making it a point to put younger people in their ads! and diet coke is making their cans tall and slim like la croix. millennials will be tricked into buying things without the companies having to adapt their actual product in no time