snowbogan
snowbogan
dick why are you even trying to play this game with her
𖦹 alan
because he loves to lose, obviously
snowbogan
he's like his dad, sees an impossible feat and goes "hold my beer"
𖦹 alan
confirmed
snowbogan
these are ridiculous people
snowbogan
imagine john in the middle of these shenanigans dero
snowbogan
darkside oracle, IM INTO IT
𖦹 alan
he'd fit right in
snowbogan
john giving romantic advice based on his relationship with bruce
𖦹 alan
god he doesn't even have romantic advice FOR HIMSELF this is a Mess
𖦹 alan
he would try but preface it with "so i have been in a grand total of TWO relationships so i mean, if you REALLY want my advice please also get someone else's advice"
𖦹 alan
("and one of them I think I mostly imagined and the other one is bruce, so, i mean.")
snowbogan
legit
snowbogan
meanwhile, in the darker timeline: mood