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[recolle] Newsflash: Cloud grew up in Canada. repeter | MARCH TEST DRIVE
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Awww :3
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Genesis is just gonna make all the commonwealth buddies
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Who else is from Canada?
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IM SO HAPPY
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lol idk if anyone else is canadian. Noctis is British though and you got Gen's Aussie
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So, they're all part of the Commonwealth XD
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Oh! Okay.
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See, I technically live in "The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania." The term Commonwealth confuses me.
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OH!
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Yeah no I meant British Commonwealth haha
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I was thinking "Aren't they called Provinces in Canada?"
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I always struggle with Zack being american and not knowing american things so now we can help each other out LMAO
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HAH!
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Mostly, tell me what YOU are confused about, and I'll make Cloud confused about that too. XD
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LMAO PERFECT
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I get a lot of like resturant referrences wrong
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like Swiss Chalet is not an american thing
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but I put it in a Zack tag once and was like SHIT
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that like a house? A Chalet?
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Its a restaurant chain!
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Like Swiss food?
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nah it slike
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steak and potatoes
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its a very home-cooked style resturant
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Yeah, that's a head-scratcher...
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chicken and salad, really basic stuff
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There's one Canadian chain, the coffee house place...
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Tim Hortons lol
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I forget the name... THAT
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"We" have heard of that.
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Though I can't speak for everyone, I live in a state that actually borders Canada and therefore has reason to have a clue.
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Oh! Do you get the "has a girlfriend in Canada" reference?
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Mish, "steak and potatos and chicken and salad" names just about a million restaurants in the US LOL
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There's a lot of chains that do that haha
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And probably a hundred thousand in the frozen north, too? :3
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hehe yes, just sayin'~
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Although honestly, me naming some of that from California doesn't mean the same restaurants will be on the East coast either (and I think recolle is east coast, right?)
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I think "New York."
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/chinhands
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Ooh, California! I now have a cultural consultant for that place too! XD
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although that does remind me, I forgot to put in Gen's workshop that he's pescatarian XD welp.
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Worth putting in his profile, though? :3
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Yup!
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And yes, you can consult me on California stuff! idk how good I'll be at it. It's a huge state haha
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Something people do frequently forget that California is not basically Los Angeles and beaches. /lives in the desert
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"Um, they have like earthquakes and make movies there."
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"And they vote Democrat like crazy"
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...okay I can't argue that because the town I live in is a hotspot for filming TV shows and whatnot
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"And you don't need a parka if you visit."
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depends on where in CA you end up in :3
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(My cultural knowledge, in bullet points)
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hehe
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Snow does exist!
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Some places make wine.
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Some places grow lettuce and strawberries and oranges and stuff.
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a canADIAN BROTHER
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Yeah, Cloud's even more exotic and mysterious and cool now!
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THATS WHAT I MEAN THO
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ITS AN AVERAGE EVERYDAY RESTAURANT
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XD
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they're just not in america idk
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XD
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We got enough of them here but I wouldn't be surprised if there is one floatin' around somewhere?
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Hehehe Andrew doesn't forget the no meat, when he wants a steak he grabs Zack
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The only restaurants I would think of naming in a post would be McDonalds (because everywhere) and Denny's (because Denny's meme)
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Wiki says there's one in New York!
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steak \o/
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zacks favorite food
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Apparently there was one in Puerto Rico too
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A Canadian restaurant in Puerto Rico... like the Jamaican bobsled team...
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lmao
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haha oh Zack. Meanwhile, Genesis doesn't eat meat except fish... 
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no wonder gen is stick thin
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I WAS JUST typing that
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there's a reason he's a beanpole...
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Steak. burritos. Andrew cooking for Zack shhh
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\o/!!!!!!!!!
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ugh I want a bean and cheese burrito from Alamo now
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Nat's into all the rabbit food and zack hates it
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(yes, we have a restaurant called Alamo)
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Aww Zack. Crash by Andrew later
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Cloud promises he won't tell Andrew about the snowboarding incident!
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LMAO
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SHHHH
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What... Oh, strength?
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Zack may or may not have .... thrown Cloud
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Gladio style
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Pfffft
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Boys
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So long as nobody got hurt, Andrew doesn't mind knowing
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Cloud may or may not have caused a mess upon landing.
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... of course.
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/just giggles at the boys
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And if Cloud wasn't practically indestructible, it might have been a problem.
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oh he is already practically indestructible?
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Imagine this scenario...
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Two First Class SOLDIERs and two troopers fall off a cliff.
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One of them dies instantly. Three of them get up and walk away.
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Not "limp away."
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no I mean. Rec starts with baseline human so
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As a trooper, he was baseline human.
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(which 1st class ever falls off a cliff and dies...)
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OH WAIT I'm awake
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but yeah
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/petpets
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it depends on how you fall ig
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but /pets him
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When he and Tifa were 8, Tifa fell off Mt. Nibel and was in a coma for 7 days. Cloud came back with "scraped knees."
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And was therefore blamed for the accident and forbidden from ever speaking to Tifa again.
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They fell off a wooden bridge together.
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kiddo...
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Cloud is freakin' indestructible. As a baseline human.
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Then there's that "the little trooper that could" scene where he tosses Sephiroth into the reactor.
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He's not the strongest, or the bravest, or the smartest.
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but can't kill him
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the little trooper that could sob
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(he's also pretty fast, and he does work on the strongest thing.)
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But if you throw him off the side of a mountain, that just means he has to climb all the way back up.
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Yes, he does have lots of extra advantages later.
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But he's born with "everybody else dies or almost dies, Cloud walks away. Again." ability.
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which probably has made a mess of his mind to begin with.
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I think he doesn't really notice. Just thinks he's lucky.
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/ruffles his hair
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The "after Hojo" indestructibility is even more insane, yes.
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Hojo: /makes people indestructible and then tries to destroy them
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(succeeds, too)
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(ISH. Cloud's still around.)
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Lifestream keeps spitting him back out...
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/cackles oops
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Cloud wakes up in a puddle of mako. "Again?"
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how often has he wished that someone else /coughs woke up with him instead
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Now THAT is worth sobbing about. : )
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(see, I'm good, I asked about waking up with him, not instead of him)
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You have me imagining the happy scenario and now I'm sad that it never happened. X3
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he'd have been so happy though. Just so happy
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If he could have one new person to wake up next to for every time he tried to drown in the Lifestream, he'd be mako diving every day for a week.
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asoteu oh, Cloud
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Going back for him mom now, see ya in a bit!
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T_T