WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY IS THRUSDAY fuck I had class today

whoops

I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS FRIDAY THOUGH

Okay if I jump in the shower now and pray to the subway gods I might be able to make it to half of my bio lab. Just. walk in like it's 630 what are you talking about I'm totally here on time

Ha ha, holy shit! Good luck!

I'm trying but it's rush hour

Good news though: my first class was apparently cancelled so it looks like I'm just missing the majority of this one

Tap into your super powered destiny.

wait but what power helps me here

The power of BIRDS.

they can fly in, disrupt class, and fly out just as you arrive.

ahahahaha just be like "what are you talking about I've been here the whole time wow guys really?"

Yeah, exactly!