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bodhi might text people to make sure they weren't suddenly ported out
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sorry bodhi :|
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he's gonna go get fucking wasted tonight though if you want to come
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send one to Hux
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'are you still here?' 'yes' 'goddamn it'
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more like hux gets a drunk text "why are you still here"
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looool yes
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Hux basks in your hate Bodhi
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he loves it
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oh god actually that's a brilliant idea
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and now its for something thats not really hux's fault loool
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poe and bodhi drunk hate texting hux
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someone please pick these idiots up before they get in trouble
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Hux knows about the YOUR MOM from Poe now
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yes please do that
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god yes okay
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poe still doesn't know about the your mom thing but
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it's obviously something he'd do anyway so
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I fucking love you all
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link when you do it
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I need to see this
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Please do this from Pour Decisions make it live up to its name
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pour decisions is also kylo's bar of choice this
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Poe drunk texting Hux while at the bar with Kylo
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what could go wrong?
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Bodhi and Eli in the middle
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Hux has a tracker on Ren so he could storm in and find them
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Is Eli working that shift ?? Idek but maybe he should
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he could always follow Hux out of hte house?
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if he notices Hux leaving angry looking
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i mean i am totally down for kylo coming to find poe and then just
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'what is this mess'
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bodhi and eli keeping their friends from killing one another, no big
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poe will be too drunk to try killing anyone :T
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kylo can just faceplant him with the force
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and Eli and Kylo can keep Hux from murder
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easily
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y eu p
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this Cast is amazing
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poe will flick peanuts at hux's face from the floor
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Veronica answering back like "in Heropa doing some stuff what's up" and Bodhi just squints at the phone
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omg Poe
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loool
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so mature
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Hux picks up the nut bowl from the counter
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and calmly pours it over Poe's face
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juST MORE AMMO, HUGS
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robbstark: sorry veronica super paranoid rn ;; please give warning if you vanish okok
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BRING IT FLYBOY
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she's fine yo she's just on a booty call
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her: but you cant...?
bodhi: thank you for understanding
!?!!?!!!??
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the most mature cast
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yeuuuup
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finn, leia and han all get back and everything is fire and war has broken out
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y'all
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if you need Kanan to show up and give a stern lecture lmk
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ezra and sabine might not be here, but he still has to deal with a bunch of misbehaving kids
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Eli is the only adult
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poor Eli
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poe will take exactly zero lectures from anyone
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stern lectures are the worst idea
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yeah stern lectures are not a good idea loool
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sigh
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kanan is like "well that went well" and leaves as they continue to fight
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he's disavowing all of you
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if Poe puts any body part near Hux, Hux may bite him
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the rabid ginger
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give your evil boyfriend a break
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please bite him, poe will bite back
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finnnnne
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bodhi is not gonna heal hux, but he'll help poe
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gets one last shin kick before going with Kylo
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god don't make kylo have to be the grown up
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Poe started it! he insulted his mom and blew up a dreadnought :|
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everyone's all bruised and beat up and bloody as they trudge out
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This is hilarious and horrific at once.
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they are all terrible at getting along
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amazing how often those two things go together loool
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poe will 100% try to punch hux in the face but be way too drunk so end up just kind of patting his cheek instead
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omg loool
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/pat pat ~ yer a basterrrd~
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lmao
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nah actually what I should've said is that if a non-judgmental sober person is needed to escort some drunk rebels home, Kanan would do that
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Hux finally just pushes Poe to the floor with a finger
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he'll have to get in a terrible YOUR MOM before leaving though
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even the score
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Han, Leia and Finn come back and it's just https://i.giphy.com/media/fzz597l2P6jSw/giphy-downsized-large.gif
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are han and leia gone already then?
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yeup this is what is spurring this drunken bender
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poe was already like 'okay, fine, finn's gone, i can deal until he comes back' and then lando had him look up luke and han and leia too
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........luke's out too?
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no Luke's still around
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but Han and Leia are currently Ported out and it'll take them a while welp
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luke's still there, lando just asked about him
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asked about all three of them
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and poe was like 'well.... luke's still here..............'
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Kylo's not going to notice at first :/
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