) Okay I'm sorry for the double plurk BUT I WAS JUST INFORMED THERES A JAR JAR BOOK. AND IN THAT BOOK HE IS EXILED FROM NABOO AND A STREET CLOWN BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS HE AIDED THE EMPIRE?
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( ) Okay I'm sorry for the double plurk BUT I WAS JUST INFORMED THERES A JAR JAR BOOK. AND IN THAT BOOK HE IS EXILED FROM NABOO AND A STREET CLOWN BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS HE AIDED THE EMPIRE?
) Okay I'm sorry for the double plurk BUT I WAS JUST INFORMED THERES A JAR JAR BOOK. AND IN THAT BOOK HE IS EXILED FROM NABOO AND A STREET CLOWN BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS HE AIDED THE EMPIRE?
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W H A T
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thats it
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today has peaked
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New 'Star Wars' Novel 'Empire's ...
you're welcome
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I'm not goin any higher
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I'm going to bed right now because there's nothing that can top that
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i really genuinely wish palpatine had had him executed
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like i feel like that would have made up for the mass genocide.
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OH MY GOD LMF
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poor guy they should have at least actually made him Darth Jar Jar so he deserved this treatment
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JAR JAR IS JUST AN UNFORTUNATE BY PRODUCT OF OLD WHITE GUYS NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT MINSTRAL SHOWS ARE AND WHY YOU SHOULDNT WRITE THOSE CHARACTERS
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HE DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN
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and trying very hard to sell toys too
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no one asked for this, even jar jar
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okay but my dudes
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the jar jar tsum tsum is actually really adorable its kind of infuriating
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ok but can we talk about a superior jar jar product
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go ahead while I GUSS EVERYONE DECIDED TODAY IS THE DAY WE DO YARDWORK
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IVE GOT TWO DIFFERENT LEAFBLOWERS
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http://images.fandango.com/images/fandangoblog/Star%20Wars%20Jar%20Jar%20Pop.jpg
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goddamnit plurk work with me here
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why did anyone think this was a good idea btw
why did anyone think this was a good idea btw
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i hope you're officially scarred tho
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damn those eyes are huge
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right into ur soul
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the only one i got from this set was darth maul tho
the only one i got from this set was darth maul tho
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because i feel he is super my aesthetic
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Tiny adorable aND FUCKING PISSED
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the darth maul is inappropriately cute
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also i just found this
also i just found this
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CHRIST
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which is a whoopee cushion?? i'm crying
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I JUST watched the prequels and man i think people give him too much credit for being The Worst
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and by just watched I mean i watched them in 2016
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LMF
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I think part of the Jar Jar hate comes form the fact he was everywhere back when Ep I came out
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Like if you were looking for something Star Wars related, it would be Jar Jar you found
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Ah so its the frozen effect
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which is double fold of
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In part
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First off they pushed sven and olaf way too hard
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and then disney pushed Frozen SUPER hard once it became a runaway hit
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I mean the unfortunate implications of the character do not help but yeah. The Frozen Effect
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I still laugh at how i made a plurk saying "u kno its really annoying sometimes when i talk about frozen because some people immediately start attacking frozen because they hate it and they think I am like trying to justify its existence"
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only to have someone
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come into that plurk
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and immediately start shitting on frozen
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And I was like
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I need an arrow
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a huge arrow
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that says "you are exactly what I was just talking about and you lack all self awareness"
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I would like that arrow for a lot of things
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"I DONT HATE FROZEN BECAUSE OF THE STORY I JUST HATE THAT IT WAS EVERYWHERE AND-"
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congratulations here's ur prize
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u win the fake hipster award for not liking frozen
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...SO yeah i mean its sort of frozen effect but jar jar was actually offensive
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Yeaaah
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man how old was i when episode 1 came out
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I think iw as like
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12?
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Like the Frozen Effect just compounded how bad Jar Jar was to a lot of people
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I was like ... 8 or 9
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I was 11
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... Hang on, gonna double check the date
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1999
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JUST LOOKED
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Okay it was a month before my 9th birthday according to Google
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in the UK at least
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yeah i wasn't into star wars toys or anything so i didn't noticed the saturation of jar jar merch
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But I do have vague memories of Jar Jar being everywhere
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I was entering into my anime phase
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it would have been worse for my brother since he was a teen by then
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like 14
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and actually into star wars super hard
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9 ... might have been heavy into Digimon round about then
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and Pokemon
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But yeah. There is stuff in the PT to suggest Jar Jar being more manipulative than appearances suggested and who know what the plan could have been if the response to him hadn't been so overwhelming negatve
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OH YEAH I SAW THE POSTS
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ON REDDIT
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I WAS LIKE "holy shit this makes too much sense"
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It really really does
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It would have been interesting
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Weirdly it's legit the type of thing I could see fitting in this trilogy well
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honestly there's no more time to have secret jar jars
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No, there's not
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But if there had been
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lol i was reading all the guess for who snoke was
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honestly i don't think i would have been able to take it seriously if Kylo Ren was actually taking orders from DARTH JAR JAR
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I'm still wondering if Snoke is somehow gonna have part in ep 9
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we'll see
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... At least in more than the form of his metaphorical shadow lingering over Kylo Ren
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This plurk is about the injustices facing jar jar. I am far too emotionally wiped to talk about episode 9 speculation for the moment
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Good point
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I mean Jar Jar was a test of the CG at the time and ... in that sense he was kind of cool?
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(The live action/cg mix)