☾Megpie
HOME let's do stuff
☾Megpie
Morgie, girl, you're first
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
☾Megpie
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
She's taking lots of strolls with really attractive sweet boys tonight
ColdGracie
yay
☾Megpie
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉 : aw good. Cecil wants to take good care of her. She sounded so sad :<
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
ahahahaha wait til he finds out all of it
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
camelot is such a shitstain of a society that even it's highest ranking woman is having a mega bad time
☾Megpie
he'll be so angry for her
☾Megpie
he has a thing about fucked up kings
☾Megpie
he doesn't like them
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
how about a king who tells her he cares for her, also tells her he'll kill her for having opposing opinions and grabs her by the throat
☾Megpie
nope he's gone
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
selfsame king who would kill her for being magical
☾Megpie
that is UNKINGLY
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
he made the knights kill children
☾Megpie
Cecil says /um hi casts magic
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
for being magical
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
whole families
☾Megpie
Cecil was tricked by his king into decimating a village of magic people
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
burned alived, stabbed or drowned...
☾Megpie
so rage
☾Megpie
hearing all of that would make Cecil the angriest he's ever been
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
morgana really likes ain even fairy sex drugs seem mild in comparison
☾Megpie
He was p devastated when he burned Mist and like 90% of the villagers
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
poor boy ):
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
at least he's upset about it, the knights of camelot are pretty chill about executing seven year olds
☾Megpie
yeahhhh he very specifically saved a seven year old from that village
☾Megpie
he accidentally killed her mommy :<
☾Megpie
he does one of those dramatic "WHYYYY?!" screams at the sky hahaha
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
well.... that's what happens when you murder a village sweet one
☾Megpie
he didn't mean to;;;
☾Megpie
he thought he was delivering a package, not MURDER FIRE
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
that's some delivery service...
☾Megpie
he's like oh a package okay 8DDD
☾Megpie
then it bursts open to fire monsters that start killing everyone and he's like DDD8
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
maybe he should've just delivered his own package... ;-)
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
I'm sorry
☾Megpie
Wink~
☾Megpie
he'd sacrifice his bestie in that instance
☾Megpie
go Kain
☾Megpie
you're the hot one
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
morgs ran away once, uther decided she couldn't possibly run away of her own accord and as such must've been kidnapped
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
BY MAGIC
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
not even political enemies
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and was gonna execute people one by one until she was returned
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and then arthur went to fetch her and killed a village basically
☾Megpie
oh that's good.
☾Megpie
shitty Pendragons
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she just wanted to be somewhere people wouldn't kill her for the misfortune of her birth ):
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
in ain she thinks she's dead though because she woke up here after choking to death on poison
☾Megpie
oh noooooo
☾Megpie
had he the ability he would go kick some butt
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
bc the boy she trusted to tell her secrets, whose village she helped save with literal swords aka she went to fight for this village that's not even in her kingdom
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
decided poisoning her would help get morgause to not kill the genocidal king bc that's someone to protect over morgana for sure
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
I am the bitterest
☾Megpie
He would be so unbelievably baffled hearing all of this because such cruelty is beyond him
☾Megpie
also magic is openly taught and encouraged in Cecil's world.
☾Megpie
he uh... cut down a few mages in the beginning of the game tho. BUT HE FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT IT.
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she was so scared ):
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and also she's really happy some worlds are less shit
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
you can get killed in camelot for being born even if you never use it
☾Megpie
man he's trying really hard to give her that water
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
he is
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and then he has the audacity to look upset about it and touch her like
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
NO
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
GET YOUR MURDEROUS HANDS OFF HER SHE KNOWS YOU DID IT DO YOU THINK SHE WANTS A CUDDLE? friggin hemlock'd her
☾Megpie
the rudest
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
he also after this uses her
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
he won't tell morgause what he did even as she's going still until she'll call off killing uther
☾Megpie
makes you wonder how she didn't go darkside sooner
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
who once again, is a genocidal maniac and merlin is a wizard my dude uther would kill you without even spilling his wine
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
the dark side thing is... complicated, the turn was done very badly
☾Megpie
oh?
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
it's less like she went dark and more like she's a different character
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
who only knows how to smirk
☾Megpie
Oh, that's lame
☾Megpie
No real substance?
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
not really
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
also it's a bit of a problem to me to play her as evil when her inital goal was idk, not dying
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and stopping other people from being murdered for existing
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
BBC Merlin - The Smirk of Doom
the smirk is some real moustache twirling shit
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
also there's over 20 in the first two eps of s3 according to that
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
also like, morgana was never innocent she was always capable of killing for something she saw as just
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
but they have her killing peasants willy nilly
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
ignoring her friendships even the ones who didn't betray her
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
being a bit rapey about a few of them
☾Megpie
yikes
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
yeah she even turned on gwen who is the only person in the show who never fucked her over
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
turning on arthur is... not an incorrect life choice
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
even though he can be better, the fact is he's let his dad use him to murder people without even thinking about it
☾Megpie
always turn on Arthur
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
turning on merlin is obviously a thing because he can't be trusted
☾Megpie
wow okay if Lena Luthor ever makes that face I'll know something is up haha
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
Lena is the modern morgana au istg
☾Megpie
haha
☾Megpie
I love Lena
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
also they randomly made morgana uthers daughter because arthur and morgana was too much of a thing
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
only plus side to evil morgana is
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she looks awesome
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
my poor misguided babe
☾Megpie
uh don't beg her for shit bruh
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
the thing is, sending arthur might've worked
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
even late in the show she and arthur pause at hurting each other
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
merlin though she tied up and tortured...
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
which I don't approve of.... but I also don't not approval of
☾Megpie
I'll allow it
☾Megpie
Cecil would totes want to spar with her
☾Megpie
Tell her about Troia, ruled by women and protected by female soldiers
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
Between him and damen she’s gonna think her world fucked up where’s her amazon country
☾Megpie
he says she should found it <3
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she is deeply in love with all these dudes who want to spar with her. okay not literally but. she likes it. BEING TREATED LIKE A CAPABLE HUMAN BEING
☾Megpie
hahaha
☾Megpie
he'll gush about his very talented archer wife who is also a very talented magic-user
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
you are so never getting laid by her cecil but that's adorable
☾Megpie
haha
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
honestly though
☾Megpie
poor Cecil. his lays are going to be situations where things just kind of ~happen~
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
a husband who loves his wife
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
how novel
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
I mean like she's into him I can already tell but oof the wife thing.
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
HE LOVES HIS WIFE AND DOESN'T WANNA CHEAT AND MORGANA IS JUST LIKE well fine but we can go for a walk
☾Megpie
He will take every walk with her
☾Megpie
he'll have issues when things happen with people
☾Megpie
beat himself up
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
how does he feel about snuggling because she's a good snuggler too
☾Megpie
but realize it doesn't mean he loves her any less and that she'd understand given the situation he was put in
☾Megpie
He would def snuggle
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
good they can cuddle under the concerningly huge trees and talk
☾Megpie
he would like that very much <3
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
and try to avoid sitting on ther terrible plants
☾Megpie
he's very nervous about these plants haha
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
don't go on walks in the woods with her cecil it's nothing short of a miracle she hasn't come back from one ready to jump everyones bone
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she doesn't give a fuuuuccck
☾Megpie
he wants to go into those woods and explore
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
though I mean she could walk into one and cecil can carefully drag her home at arms length
☾Megpie
he doesn't know where those plants are. just that they exist.
☾Megpie
haha
☾Megpie
he'd try to reason with her but
☾Megpie
he does like her
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she's verrrry sweet cecil ;-)
☾Megpie
he would be so good to her too
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
for real though if no one else tells him she'll take him to show him the plants from a healthy distance
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she's seen most of them
☾Megpie
he'll ask all about them
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
morgana's relationship with the forest is sorta
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
"what's it gonna do, kill me again?"
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
ALREADY DIED ONCE, TRY HER
☾Megpie
he'll pat her shoulder and offer to make her some tea
☾Megpie
if she's ever down he'll tell her about wandering around on the moon
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
inb4
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
THE MOON IS A THING YOU CAN WANDER ON?!
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
camelot isn't the most scientific place shhh
☾Megpie
he says yes apparently. one of them anyway??
☾Megpie
oh and my dad is from the moon so I'm half-alien
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
someone had to explain space to her in another game
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
she was just
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
wat
☾Megpie
hahaha
☾Megpie
yeah he can't really explain it much either
☾Megpie
a bunch of mages prayed to the moon and a giant mechanical whale appeared to take them there
☾Megpie
he doesn't ask questions anymore
𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉
a what
☾Megpie
exactly
☾Megpie
there comes a point where you just nod and go with it
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