So yesterday older nephew (Ezra) and younger nephew (Micah) were playing basketball. Ezra went in for a layup and when he came down his elbow came down on Micah's arm just below Micah's elbow.
After hours at the ER, x-rays were finally taken and NO break was confirmed. Just a really bad bruise. Pain turning his arm over or even trying to make a fist. I've not heard how he's doing today, but I know he'll be fine.
Guy: You ever smoke? Ezra: No. Guy: Do drugs? Ezra: No. Guy: [after some more questions.] Now, bare with me, I'm required to ask all of the questions on here, so yeah... Ezra: Okay. [can't imagine what he's going to be asked now.] Guy: Are you pregnant? Ezra: [Whelp, he certainly hadn't expected that.]
So one nephew almost ended up with a broken up and the other is looking at joining the Navy.
Ezra: No.
Guy: Do drugs?
Ezra: No.
Guy: [after some more questions.] Now, bare with me, I'm required to ask all of the questions on here, so yeah...
Ezra: Okay. [can't imagine what he's going to be asked now.]
Guy: Are you pregnant?
Ezra: [Whelp, he certainly hadn't expected that.]