Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:34 AM
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:34 AM
TAG PLURK
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:35 AM
spectromagic
sorry that took so long!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:39 AM
Poor pure ben solo
ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ
@funshine
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:41 AM
I can't get over that emote
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:41 AM
it's my favorite
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:41 AM
ITS SO IIIIIIINTEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNSEEEEEEE
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:43 AM
but yes
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:43 AM
i have been so busy after work lol i'm glad to have a quiet evening
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:43 AM
even though it's only because i was so sick today
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:47 AM
i hope you’re feeling better!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:48 AM
I am feeling better. Not great but far less horrible than last night oh my god.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 12:48 AM
that was a horrible experience
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:11 AM
𝓻𝓮𝔂
i'm like
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:11 AM
how AU do we wanna go here
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:13 AM
AHAHA sorry i keep straying away from plurk...
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:14 AM
as au as you’d like? i would imagine she’d still be force-sensitive but not have met finn yet and he’s still with the first order?
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:15 AM
if he has the galactic credits, she could fix him up a ship
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:15 AM
gotta pay her tho, make it worth her while
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:15 AM
also LMFHFJ at her stealing the falcon to fix up and give to him for cash
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:19 AM
OMG ID HE ROBBING HER
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:20 AM
*is fff
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:39 AM
he's absolutely robbing her
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 2:09 AM
εм prιмε
taggers, feel free to tie him up if you wanna ;P
εм prιмε
@thezombiecoma
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:09 AM
... she's using the force to hold him down? kinda the same lol
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:16 AM
hahaha
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:16 AM
got a tag off to
romanoff
also HELLO
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:17 AM
and now I go to sleep. Hopefully no more late night vom sessions tonight.
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:19 AM
sleep well! apologies for my slow tagging but you'll have something to play with tomorrow!
romanoff
@romanoff
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 4:21 AM
it's a wonderful tag, HELLO DEAR. vom sessions are never any fun, go get some sleep and feel a little better
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 1:59 PM
Thank you! And I do feel better now haha
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 2:00 PM
Kylo->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
robbing hood Kylo Ren
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 3:14 PM
Kylo->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
another for you sorry for all the exposition
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 5:58 PM
never apologize!! i love it
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 5:58 PM
and of course he has to get a few jabs in there about baths on jakku
of course
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 6:59 PM
Of course!
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 7:11 PM
also i hope you've seen
this comic
by the same artist where your emotes are from
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 7:14 PM
Hahaha of course I have! I love her comics so much.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 7:14 PM
THEY’RE THE GREATEST
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 9:23 PM
they are!! such great faces
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 9:23 PM
oh man this jakku thread is going to evolve into a brawl i can feel it
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 9:27 PM
A very short brawl lol once he pulls out his lightsaber.
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Tue, Feb 6, 2018 9:30 PM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:12 AM
kylo -->
romanoff
JUST STRIP DONT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT REY
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:20 AM
Ben:
makes a big deal out of it
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:20 AM
i literally laughed at what is basically "K NOW GET UNDRESSED" like the most casual thing
ever
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:20 AM
this is totally normal, yes
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:21 AM
HES TRYING NOT TO BE A CREEP
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:22 AM
keyword "trying"
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:22 AM
fail ben
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:22 AM
forever
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
@Barbeauxbot
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:22 AM
I saw "Kylo->POLARIS" and was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER YOU WEIRDO
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:22 AM
fadjksdjkh;asd;lhaHahahaha
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:23 AM
somewhere in the distance, magneto looming near a window
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:23 AM
Kylo’s death would be immediate
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
@Barbeauxbot
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:24 AM
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:26 AM
CASUALLY STOMPED INTO THE GROUND
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:27 AM
A base made of metal and snow the worst location to piss Magneto off in
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:29 AM
or, in magneto's opinion, the
perfect
place to piss magneto off in
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:29 AM
so many things to choose as weapons, so little time
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
@Barbeauxbot
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:29 AM
rubs hands together
excellent
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:29 AM
Instant kill.
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
@Barbeauxbot
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:30 AM
well hey maybe Kylo could like, use the force somehow idk
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 1:30 AM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:00 AM
kylo ->
romanoff
because i love this thread already lol
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:02 AM
god, me too. what a pair of idiots
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:02 AM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:08 AM
(what a cute pic)
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:31 AM
kylo ->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
: The most comical boi
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:31 AM
makes me think of Han after he is unfrozen
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:36 AM
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:36 AM
so uncoordinated omg
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:36 AM
He nearly died dont judge him
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:40 AM
she didn't save his life so he could end it via death by bathtub
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:40 AM
HAHHA
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 2:40 AM
/puts him in a padded room with rubber furniture
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:01 AM
kylo -->
romanoff
JUST GET IN HERE ALREADY BEFORE WE BOTH GET FROSTBITE
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:04 AM
HE'S A MASSIVE SPACE HEATER, HE'LL BE FINE FOR A FEW SECONDS
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:04 AM
truth
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:05 AM
he's heating those blankets for her what a considerate space boyfriend
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:18 AM
the real reason why she likes him so much tbh
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:18 AM
he can defrost her icicle toes
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:20 AM
Haha! He’s like. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:22 AM
SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF IT BUT NOT THE EXECUTION OF IT
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:52 AM
kylo-->
romanoff
Ben is too cold to be aroused. LATER THO
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:54 AM
everyone's mad and cold and fighting ft. future accidental boners: the thread
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:57 AM
LOL
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:57 AM
basically
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:58 AM
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 3:58 AM
exactly my aesthetic
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:25 AM
there's nothing like a pair of idiots
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:32 AM
idiot is their perpetual state of being
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:45 AM
Have another tag.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:45 AM
and now I should really sleep
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:46 AM
i'm pleased by this offering but
yes get yourself some sleep
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 4:47 AM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 9:59 PM
Kylo -->
romanoff
HES JUST GONNA HUG HER LIKE
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:01 PM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:02 PM
Also my computer was losing its shit hahaha
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:02 PM
I like accidentally tagged 3 times
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:32 PM
omg, i thought that was gmail freaking out for me, honestly. though dreamwidth did the same thing to me and posted my tag twice a few times the other day
romanoff
@romanoff
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 10:32 PM
god the expression at the end of that gif is too accurate
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 11:03 PM
Kylo ->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
Like lol when he's not overwhelmed with emotion
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 11:03 PM
he's a pretty good warrior
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Wed, Feb 7, 2018 11:36 PM
pretty good warrior....still a bully tho
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:08 AM
Kylo ->
romanoff
Kylo: I WONT STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:08 AM
Rey; Cool, I'll take yours then.
romanoff
@romanoff
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:10 AM
she'll be a chivalrous gentleman about stealing it, too, don't worry
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:19 AM
she better be
romanoff
@romanoff
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:27 AM
look she might have been raised by sand but she has some manners!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:28 AM
Kylo ->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
You're gonna give him a bloody nose
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:51 AM
her first if she gets a view under that water
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 3:52 AM
not to mention that nice little image he just conjured up....
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:00 PM
Kylo -->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
this is now an AU where Kylo hires Rey as an assistant (after scaring the shit out of her)
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:07 PM
LFMSKGJ
he's such an ass
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:07 PM
A sexy ass
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:07 PM
also she's not going to get your kaff kappuchino don't get any ideas ben swolo!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:07 PM
Hahahahaha
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:08 PM
He could make use of having someone not easily mind tricked around
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:08 PM
lbr she'd be the most surly, unrepentant assistant ever
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:08 PM
Yup it’ll be perfect
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:08 PM
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 6:58 PM
there better be a lot of food for her to put up with this!!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 7:44 PM
I love how she’s like I AM GONNA FITE U but also young human male what is hormones why is he so pretty
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Thu, Feb 8, 2018 8:21 PM
FITE???
maybe gawk at and try to touch abs
BUT THEN FITE???
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:03 AM
kylo ->
𝓻𝓮𝔂
He's such adick
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:17 AM
I’M DYING
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:18 AM
A FUCKING PEAR
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:18 AM
of course
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:19 AM
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:19 AM
so not amused
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:19 AM
fruit is a very good choice in the desert, super hydrating, has sugar, and good vits
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:19 AM
also anidala references
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:20 AM
logically he thinks that's a pretty good payment for someone who probably has never tasted fruit before
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:20 AM
omg
anidala
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:21 AM
she is going to tackle him
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:21 AM
and probably knee him in the junk for good measure
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:21 AM
but he was so polite
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 12:22 AM
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 1:07 AM
Kylo ->
romanoff
: if only
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 1:09 AM
this would be so much more depressing if she wasn't half-naked
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 1:10 AM
Heh
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 1:22 AM
sorry
feral desert child
𝓻𝓮𝔂
@spinebarrel
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 1:22 AM
at least she ate the pear first!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 2:47 AM
Kylo->
romanoff
translation: wanna make out
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 3:01 AM
the #thirst is strong in scavengers from jakku
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 4:24 PM
kylo->
romanoff
that was a very long phone tag I am sorry for any autofails
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 4:25 PM
Also benben: 🤔
As long as we don’t discuss it it’s ok right? We’re still totally being platonic
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 4:36 PM
i'm actually amazed you managed to write all of that on a phone tag without breaking your phone or making embarrassing mistakes like i would
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 4:37 PM
yes obviously platonic
dry humping while both pretending they're not dry humping and talking about things they're not even paying attention to
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 4:37 PM
Yup 💯 safe
Vαɾιαɳƚ
@Uccellino
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 5:11 PM
I hope you’re enjoying this thread as much as I am haha
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 5:23 PM
i'm very much enjoying it
romanoff
@romanoff
Fri, Feb 9, 2018 5:23 PM
these poor dumb sexually repressed and hopeless fools
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maybe gawk at and try to touch absBUT THEN FITE???