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spectromagic sorry that took so long!
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Poor pure ben solo
ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ
I can't get over that emote
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it's my favorite
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ITS SO IIIIIIINTEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNSEEEEEEE
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but yes
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i have been so busy after work lol i'm glad to have a quiet evening
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even though it's only because i was so sick today
𝓻𝓮𝔂
i hope you’re feeling better!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I am feeling better. Not great but far less horrible than last night oh my god.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
that was a horrible experience
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Vαɾιαɳƚ
how AU do we wanna go here
𝓻𝓮𝔂
AHAHA sorry i keep straying away from plurk...
𝓻𝓮𝔂
as au as you’d like? i would imagine she’d still be force-sensitive but not have met finn yet and he’s still with the first order?
𝓻𝓮𝔂
if he has the galactic credits, she could fix him up a ship (thinking)
𝓻𝓮𝔂
gotta pay her tho, make it worth her while
𝓻𝓮𝔂
also LMFHFJ at her stealing the falcon to fix up and give to him for cash
𝓻𝓮𝔂
OMG ID HE ROBBING HER
𝓻𝓮𝔂
*is fff
Vαɾιαɳƚ
he's absolutely robbing her
Vαɾιαɳƚ
εм prιмε taggers, feel free to tie him up if you wanna ;P
εм prιмε
... she's using the force to hold him down? kinda the same lol
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hahaha
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got a tag off to romanoff also HELLO
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and now I go to sleep. Hopefully no more late night vom sessions tonight.
𝓻𝓮𝔂
sleep well! apologies for my slow tagging but you'll have something to play with tomorrow!
romanoff
it's a wonderful tag, HELLO DEAR. vom sessions are never any fun, go get some sleep and feel a little better
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Thank you! And I do feel better now haha
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Kylo-> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 robbing hood Kylo Ren
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Kylo-> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 another for you sorry for all the exposition
𝓻𝓮𝔂
never apologize!! i love it :-D
𝓻𝓮𝔂
and of course he has to get a few jabs in there about baths on jakku of course
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Of course!
𝓻𝓮𝔂
also i hope you've seen this comic by the same artist where your emotes are from
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Hahaha of course I have! I love her comics so much.
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THEY’RE THE GREATEST
𝓻𝓮𝔂
they are!! such great faces
𝓻𝓮𝔂
oh man this jakku thread is going to evolve into a brawl i can feel it
Vαɾιαɳƚ
A very short brawl lol once he pulls out his lightsaber.
𝓻𝓮𝔂
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kylo --> romanoff JUST STRIP DONT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT REY
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Ben: makes a big deal out of it
romanoff
i literally laughed at what is basically "K NOW GET UNDRESSED" like the most casual thing ever
romanoff
this is totally normal, yes
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HES TRYING NOT TO BE A CREEP
romanoff
keyword "trying"
Vαɾιαɳƚ
fail ben
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forever
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
I saw "Kylo->POLARIS" and was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER YOU WEIRDO
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fadjksdjkh;asd;lhaHahahaha
romanoff
somewhere in the distance, magneto looming near a window
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Kylo’s death would be immediate
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
romanoff
CASUALLY STOMPED INTO THE GROUND
Vαɾιαɳƚ
A base made of metal and snow the worst location to piss Magneto off in
romanoff
or, in magneto's opinion, the perfect place to piss magneto off in
romanoff
so many things to choose as weapons, so little time
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
rubs hands together excellent
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Instant kill.
ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫 ℙ𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕫
well hey maybe Kylo could like, use the force somehow idk
romanoff
Vαɾιαɳƚ
kylo -> romanoff because i love this thread already lol
romanoff
god, me too. what a pair of idiots
romanoff
Vαɾιαɳƚ
https://imgs.plurk.com/QuS/V7L/9VRct1NCx9Sw9Li65wKMdGEN2T8_lg.jpeg(what a cute pic)
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kylo -> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 : The most comical boi
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makes me think of Han after he is unfrozen
𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓻𝓮𝔂
so uncoordinated omg
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He nearly died dont judge him
𝓻𝓮𝔂
she didn't save his life so he could end it via death by bathtub
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HAHHA
𝓻𝓮𝔂
/puts him in a padded room with rubber furniture
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kylo --> romanoff JUST GET IN HERE ALREADY BEFORE WE BOTH GET FROSTBITE
romanoff
HE'S A MASSIVE SPACE HEATER, HE'LL BE FINE FOR A FEW SECONDS
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truth
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he's heating those blankets for her what a considerate space boyfriend
romanoff
the real reason why she likes him so much tbh
romanoff
he can defrost her icicle toes
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Haha! He’s like. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK
romanoff
SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF IT BUT NOT THE EXECUTION OF IT
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kylo--> romanoff Ben is too cold to be aroused. LATER THO
romanoff
everyone's mad and cold and fighting ft. future accidental boners: the thread
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LOL
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basically
romanoff
romanoff
exactly my aesthetic
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there's nothing like a pair of idiots
romanoff
idiot is their perpetual state of being
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Have another tag.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
and now I should really sleep
romanoff
i'm pleased by this offering but yes get yourself some sleep
Vαɾιαɳƚ
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Kylo --> romanoff HES JUST GONNA HUG HER LIKE
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https://78.media.tumblr.com/88db92407df91da4204b284ea7218962/tumblr_mt6dxgBpme1rb924bo6_r1_250.gif
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Also my computer was losing its shit hahaha
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I like accidentally tagged 3 times
romanoff
omg, i thought that was gmail freaking out for me, honestly. though dreamwidth did the same thing to me and posted my tag twice a few times the other day
romanoff
god the expression at the end of that gif is too accurate
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Kylo -> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 Like lol when he's not overwhelmed with emotion
Vαɾιαɳƚ
he's a pretty good warrior
𝓻𝓮𝔂
pretty good warrior....still a bully tho
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Kylo -> romanoff Kylo: I WONT STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE
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Rey; Cool, I'll take yours then.
romanoff
she'll be a chivalrous gentleman about stealing it, too, don't worry
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she better be
romanoff
look she might have been raised by sand but she has some manners!!
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Kylo -> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 You're gonna give him a bloody nose
𝓻𝓮𝔂
her first if she gets a view under that water
𝓻𝓮𝔂
not to mention that nice little image he just conjured up....
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Kylo --> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 this is now an AU where Kylo hires Rey as an assistant (after scaring the shit out of her)
𝓻𝓮𝔂
LFMSKGJ (LOL) he's such an ass
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A sexy ass
𝓻𝓮𝔂
also she's not going to get your kaff kappuchino don't get any ideas ben swolo!!
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Hahahahaha
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He could make use of having someone not easily mind tricked around
𝓻𝓮𝔂
lbr she'd be the most surly, unrepentant assistant ever
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Yup it’ll be perfect
𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓻𝓮𝔂
there better be a lot of food for her to put up with this!!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I love how she’s like I AM GONNA FITE U but also young human male what is hormones why is he so pretty
𝓻𝓮𝔂
FITE??? maybe gawk at and try to touch abs BUT THEN FITE???
Vαɾιαɳƚ
kylo -> 𝓻𝓮𝔂 He's such adick
𝓻𝓮𝔂
I’M DYING
𝓻𝓮𝔂
A FUCKING PEAR
Vαɾιαɳƚ
of course
𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓻𝓮𝔂
so not amused
Vαɾιαɳƚ
fruit is a very good choice in the desert, super hydrating, has sugar, and good vits
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also anidala references
Vαɾιαɳƚ
logically he thinks that's a pretty good payment for someone who probably has never tasted fruit before
𝓻𝓮𝔂
omg anidala
𝓻𝓮𝔂
she is going to tackle him
𝓻𝓮𝔂
and probably knee him in the junk for good measure
Vαɾιαɳƚ
but he was so polite
𝓻𝓮𝔂
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Kylo -> romanoff : if only
romanoff
this would be so much more depressing if she wasn't half-naked
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Heh
𝓻𝓮𝔂
sorry feral desert child
𝓻𝓮𝔂
at least she ate the pear first!!
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Kylo-> romanoff translation: wanna make out
romanoff
the #thirst is strong in scavengers from jakku
Vαɾιαɳƚ
kylo-> romanoff that was a very long phone tag I am sorry for any autofails
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Also benben: 🤔 As long as we don’t discuss it it’s ok right? We’re still totally being platonic
romanoff
i'm actually amazed you managed to write all of that on a phone tag without breaking your phone or making embarrassing mistakes like i would
romanoff
yes obviously platonic dry humping while both pretending they're not dry humping and talking about things they're not even paying attention to
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Yup 💯 safe
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I hope you’re enjoying this thread as much as I am haha
romanoff
i'm very much enjoying it
romanoff
these poor dumb sexually repressed and hopeless fools
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