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remus
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~maybe more~
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scorp
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oh i put two about butt touching oops lmao
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scorpius no
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free puppy albus!!
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no one's ever told him there's no such thing as a free puppy lmao
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HOVERMENUS
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LOL
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scorpius, tears in his eyes: IT SAID FREE TO GOOD HOME ALBUS. WE'RE A GOOD HOME ALBUS
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albus: oh my wizard god
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ur gonna lose this battle al
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he's like ???????? how am i the responsible one today
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bc scorp has been emotionally manipulated by a tiny puppy
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he's just
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flabbergasted
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lmao i'm so glad i gave scorp this dumb texting habit
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i don't even think about it anymore when doing texting tags with him
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lmao i think they have had a dog in other threads we've done with them being older marrieds
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this is it i guess this is the dog
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... Rose wonders how Al is the responsible one, too
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LMAO
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ggsdfjk
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HE'S TRYING HIs BesT!!!!!!!!!
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it's a rare role reversal for them
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it's a PUPPY, ROSE
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she was LONELY and ALONE and he couldn't just leave her!!
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(he may have projected onto the puppy just a tiny bit if you couldn't tell)
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(She could.)
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Rose just sighs and brings them a stack of books on dogs raising. Including emphatic abundance of recommendations for fixing.
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lmao
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this dog is gonna be so spoiled
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albus would never not fix a dog
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he has no time for puppies
kikibug13
Albus has enough contact with the muggle world to know
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Scorpius, on the other hand...
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(to know it is a humane and recommended practice.)
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"we're going to fix the dog" "she's not broken" "that's not what i-"
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hgsdfsdg
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yeah
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just explain it to him he'll get it eventually
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she's not broken i'm ghksdfgs
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Good. Then you may keep the dog.
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IT'S SUCH A WIZARD THING TO SAY
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AND YOU KNOW IT
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IT IS
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do you think the cats that hogwarts students bring in get magically fixed
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so there aren't a ton of kittens every year
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i bet they are
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also the rats
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cause oh man
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there would be
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so many rat babies
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SO MANY
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that has unfortunate implications for peter tho
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maybe it just wouldn't hit animagi
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cause mcgoogle is there too
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just a school-wide magical pregnancy block for all creatures
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including humans, and that's why there's no teen pregnancy
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thanks for coming to my ted talk
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i was gonna say
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also students
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if you get pregnant during break then well,
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that's a different story i guess
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rip