This old bitch needs bifocals.

Apparently I need reading glasses now because I can't see shit

Going to lie down now and have a cry

I’m not ready to be old

I took the plunge into progressive lenses last year. for me, being able to read again in low light was an adequate tradeoff for the feeling of oldness, but obviously YMMV.

I have them too

Have for a while

......I just read “this old bitch needs biscuits” and thought “oooooh biscuits”

So. You may not be the only one.

/makes a note to make an eye appt

well then