🐅 its harry
: Valerie has a backstory only because Trik worked him into a story HE had a dream about and I was like "a'ight" but honestly he's... uh. Laughs.
everyone else: this is my OC he's for fucking Nai: this is my mermaid AU that I spent hours worldbuilding and planning and after 12K words no one's even brought up fucking
everything I have that could be classed a kink thread is like 200 comments of exquisitely researched historical au where two guys are obsessively in love
"I made up this character just for this thread and it's only going to go for 80 comments bc that's how long it's going to take for the other character to die"
I will say that Foster has been great at giving me a character to participate in threads of other people's kinks!!! Mostly marshmallowvodka but like, they're almost never my actual kinks, I'm just here for the ride???
Like, the only kink of mine that could arguably be written in one thread with Foster is serious disembowelment, or anything where someone or something eats him while he's alive.
also the one Actual Kink Character I have i spent way too long figuring out how their stupid method of reproduction was biologically and evolutionary viable
which may seem counterproductive but the whole point of evolution is that the middle of the bell curve has to be successful most of the time and anybody one or two standard deviations out of that can do whatever the fuck they like
Nai: this is my mermaid AU that I spent hours worldbuilding and planning and after 12K words no one's even brought up fucking