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: )


tiny bastard


chris 🪻


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poodle chaser


batman


Tentessee


festive froda


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chris 🪻
OH DUDE THERE'S A LINK THERE

batman
LOL

chris 🪻


poodle chaser
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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.....ooohhhhhhh

casper 1995
Ok but

ROCKET BOOTS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SOMEONES IN TROOOOOOOOOOOUBLE

casper 1995
batchie


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"pokemans"

batman


casper 1995
SHITTY DRAWING BUT U GET MY POINT

tiny bastard
archie will happily take up the mantle

tiny bastard
and all the money

tiny bastard
the mantle comes with the money right

batman
I THINK THAT'S BATMAN IN ARCHIE'S SUIT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

tiny bastard
WELL STILL

tiny bastard
for 5 million dollars he will give you this info

batman
wow...... after this wonderful home........ he gave you and your pokemans........

casper 1995
batman gets a new suit and archie gets to be billionaire arch wayne

tiny bastard
i bet bruce wayne reached into his pocket and found the money archie had asked for

batman
he found it in a junk drawer with his pens and paper clips

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also literally everyone in the world like BRUCE TAKE A FUCKING NAP

batman
BRUCE IS GETTING. WORK. DONE

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IS HE????

batman
YES??????

batman
speaking of which
casper 1995
skeets should just be like "i'm sorry, sir" and tase the fuck out of bruce and he just drops face first onto his keyboard

batman
"rest well, sir"

casper 1995
.........................man

casper 1995
he might

casper 1995
if you want that to be a thing that happens

batman
LOL IF YOU WANT

casper 1995
maybe not immediately

ROCKET BOOTS
persephone would also punk him into bed. or punk him to the couch and then also sleep leaning against him with some movie her mom likes on the tv.

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when laura wilson plays house she plays to win

batman
archie: IF YOU BUILD THIS SUIT DO YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE ANY CONTINGENCY PLANS IF IT FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS?

batman
bruce:


tiny bastard
he'll be the last person to know bruce is batham

batman
right BUT MAYBE THEY'LL BE FRIENDS BY THEN

batman
i mean

batman
maybe they'll tolerate each other by then

tiny bastard
I'D HOPE SO

tiny bastard
but i mean whatever happens happens

batman
they fight each other and then his pokemon cry out for them to stop because they love them both and then they stop fighting

tiny bastard
i mean, muk likes him

tiny bastard
crobat would still not hesitate to rip his head off but crobat is ride or die with archie

batman
CROBAT ALSO LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

casper 1995
ALSO I JUST REALIZED THAT SKEETS WOULD BE INCAPABLE OF DOING THAT CURRENTLY ANYWAY SO BRUCE IS OFF THE HOOK

chris 🪻
god I'm looking at this and thinking just "if this weren't in a private inbox, Cisco would be so suspicious of Bruce rn"

chris 🪻
cisco goes to Batman: "I don't trust this Bruce Wayne guy"

tiny bastard
LMFAO

batman
casper 1995
i mean he's in bruce's cave i'm sure bruce has some sort of taser within immediate reach

casper 1995
...also fair

batman
all things considered, bruce is actually being honest with archie

batman
bruce has a hightech nano batsuit that i had to apply a new power for so he like

batman
absolutely doesn't need this for himself

tiny bastard
it would be a sad state of affairs if his batsuit had pokemon tech

batman
but the league would benefit, especially considering cisco has been talking about building suits

tiny bastard
blame jacob for why archie is asking so much

tiny bastard


batman
also, all things considered, he would be more suspicious of archie if archie just readily gave it to him

batman
so like + points for archie

tiny bastard
you mean like he readily gave it to a ten year old

batman
right like that

chris 🪻
don't get me wrong, Cisco would 100% be interested in working these suits into new tech for the League. but he doesn't know why Bruce Wayne is so interested

tiny bastard
archie doesnt know shit aout the JL so he's jsut like oh i guess mr wayne is a sponsor


tiny bastard
btw i expect a 50 page ic portfolio to be written for this

batman
i like how everybody is suspicious of the guy who, until this point, has done nothing but help everybody


tiny bastard
on my desk by monday

batman
lol i said that because let's handwave that and just say he does

batman
i'm not typing all that out lmao

tiny bastard
????

tiny bastard
i'm taking this unwillingness to submit 50 page dissertations to your hmd

batman


tiny bastard
sighe bruce why couldn't steven stone be like you........... a true role model for all rich people

batman
idk maybe kill steve's parents

tiny bastard
