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[XV] E🅱️isode Ign🔥s for when it finishes DLing [s p o i l e r s]
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his name is ignis because he's lit
guiabern
episode time to watch my boy ravus get dunked on for the 6094865056th time
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oh my god there was a good end
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everybody lives
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EVERYBODY LIVES, EVEN. ARDYN
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cannot wait for every fanfic to take place in the everyone-lives-verse
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where they're all pals with Ravus
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(everybody lives Except Luna lmao)
Nancy Crawfish
You know what cracks me up?
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The sweet, golden, everybody lives ending happens if you go with Ardyn
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The thing that you’d think would give you the Dark Bad End
the honored one
oh my god
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Like even my ridiculous Ardyn-stan ass would not have dared to postulate that
Nancy Crawfish
"Going with Ardyn makes everybody happy and fixes the universe"
guiabern
i mean you go with ardyn but then you beat him up and take his candy and the crystal gives you a thumbs up and hits the fix-it button
guiabern
I definitely did think it would be a bad end and/or ignis would give him the ring for whatever reason
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Nancy Crawfish guiabern and I were chanting BAD END, BAD END and we got so swizzed
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another thing that cracked me up about the Super Happy Ending is that Ravus, at 38, looks exactly the same apart from a shitty beard
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EXTREMELY nice skincare regimen there
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the beard looks so pasted on
Nancy Crawfish
His extremely shitty beard is hysterical
guiabern
he just wanted to be in on the cool facial hair club :-(
guiabern
guys can he join your boyband :-( he's here crashing your deep heartfelt endgame cutscenes :-( hey guys :-(
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highlight for the entire DLC for me is the shot of Ardyn just plonking his hat on a Magitek trooper
Nancy Crawfish
YES
Nancy Crawfish
What I expected: angst, tragedy, pain
What I got: a fixit AU, my favorite behatting a robot
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i actually screamed
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when you put it like that EpIg was better than i could possibly have imagined
Nancy Crawfish
https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea6a0a08d6bfbacd64a5a8e897561bab/tumblr_p0wx76xoKY1sd29ego3_r1_540.gif
Nancy Crawfish
the little pat
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also enjoyed: the straight-up Metal Gear Solid-ass cutscene where you can change the camera angle
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which made me first aware of 1) how Liquid Ardyn is, and 2) how Ocelot he is
Nancy Crawfish
theatrical badguys with silly accents, you say?
Nancy Crawfish
yeah I was surprised you could move the camera there
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(the scene where he grins and makes a gun gesture at Ignis to fire the Royal Arms at him is extremely Ocelot)
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yeah, it is something I'd like to see FF play with more often! (let Hideo Kojima make one maybe?)
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(he IS a fan, albeit the kind of fan who hates more about it than likes)
Nancy Crawfish
ahaha is he? of course he is
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he actually said somewhere that Final Fantasy VII getting marketed as a cinematic game was one of the reasons he tried to make MGS, because he didn't like how 7 used a mixed SD sprite/battle model/FMV approach
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his argument was that for a game to look filmic it has to use the same characters in the cutscenes as in the gameplay
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he's not wrong, idk what FF7 looks like but 'cinematic' isn't the word you'd use, unless you were marketing it in 1997
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he punned on it by joking that metal Gear Solid was nothing like what Squaresoft were doing
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he also tweeted a while back that he was having dinner with SE's CEO and apparently introduced himself with "hello, please make Final Fantasy VII Remake"
Nancy Crawfish
Every word of that is amazing
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it was great playing it with guiabern bc Ardyn is my fave, Ravus is her fave and Ignis is my fave of the boys
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I totally called Ignis doing his eye injury to himself somehow, too
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it's a shame the story doesn't really deal with his issues quite as well as Ep Prompto does with Prompto's issues, but I guess it works on the grounds that...
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...idk, I feel Ignis's chronic overcompensation comes from a place where he doesn't really like himself and he feels if he isn't holding down the accelerator all the time he'll have to deal with that
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he's also the one we know least about, simply because so much of his personality is artificial - he doesn't like cooking, he doesn't life coffee, he doesn't need glasses, he's dressing that way as a uniform, that's not his real accent... what actually IS he. he probably doesn't want to know himself.
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so EpIg works because it shows him pmuch reaching the point where his absolute denial of reality in pursuit of his perfectionism lets him actually change reality.
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because yeah, he might be a bundle of affectations, but the ultimate core of his competence and drive to do anything to fulfil his job is real and admirable
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he was able to actually BREAK fate and 100% the game!!
Nancy Crawfish
wait, the rest of that I'd heard, but where's that not being his real accent come from?
Nancy Crawfish
though oh, if you take that viewpoint you could say the definite real thing about him is really, eally loving noctis
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it's how exaggerated it is, despite being played by an actually British actor, and even compared to, say, Ardyn's accent
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not saying he doesn't speak Royal Language but the idea of him being the mostest Royalist is absolutely a put-on and, considering the actor's background, an intentional character choice
Nancy Crawfish
ah I could see that
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yeah, he truly loves him and I was surprised to see the game actually use the word "love" since it had so desperately avoided it
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