Yeah okay. Bilingual and six years' experience to earn $5 an hour.
LiberBEARian
CW: pedophilia mention in comments Yeah okay. Bilingual and six years' experience to earn $5 an hour.
Yeah okay. Bilingual and six years' experience to earn $5 an hour.
LiberBEARian
spooky queer
your shitty job posting inspired me to go hunting
LiberBEARian
what even
what even
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that's well below poverty level.
spooky queer
XDDD
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hm, lemme guess: "controversial opinion #85" is something to do with kiddiefucking.
Shan-o-ween
...
Shan-o-ween
one that is below the fed min wage
Shan-o-ween
and two
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haha, yeah, way way below.
Shan-o-ween
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BRO
LiberBEARian
javatits hit it on the nose. Freaking gross as hell.
Shan-o-ween
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that's about the level that people talk about when they talk about universal basic income.
Bhaalspawn
okay I'm going to lol at the $0-400 offered rent for California and New York
Bhaalspawn
Are you fucking insane dude?
LiberBEARian
That would probably get you a cardboard box on the street
Shan-o-ween
^^^ as someone who splits time between Boston and SF I cackled
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HAH man, i've been in a farm stare way too long: i can determine the type of shit just by the smell
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(to use a gross metaphor.)
Shan-o-ween
LiberBEARian
: no a box on the street is way more then 400
LiberBEARian
true
Shan-o-ween
your looking at at least 700 before heat and everything else in CA
Shan-o-ween
hahaha
Shan-o-ween
^ and that's just your share of a shared box
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lol, omg, so literally basically a box you can live in and collect mail at. wow.
Bhaalspawn
Okay guys
Bhaalspawn
I googled what Controversial opinion #85 is
Shan-o-ween
< grew up in the bay area
LiberBEARian
It's okay because now I can link The Worst Room again
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Bhaalspawn
: you're doing the lords work.
Bhaalspawn
the opinion is in support of pedophilia
Bhaalspawn
if you want to see it
Bhaalspawn
idk why you would. Let me take this bullet for you
Bhaalspawn
And this just happened today
Un(t)sundered
...hovering the link is plenty for me
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maaaaaaaaaan i fuckin' knew it.
LiberBEARian
guh. Time to stick a warning on this plurk
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"I LIVE in a VAN down by the RIVER."
"I LIVE in a VAN down by the RIVER."
Bhaalspawn
:/ sorry Allison
LiberBEARian
No worries, it was my fault for not looking fully at that thing. Blehh
LiberBEARian
Now I'm gonna go look on craigslist for what I can get in NY for 400
LiberBEARian
literally it will be a box
Bhaalspawn
a parking space
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a literal closet.
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no, seriously, i'm looking at "worst room" and most of these are actual fucking closets, like wtf.
Shan-o-ween
My room is 8x10 without counting the closet I have, it's tiny, but it's the small room in a 3 bedroom apt 25 minutes out of down town and the place has a full kitchen and the bathroom has tub
Shan-o-ween
lol
LiberBEARian
"Artist studio". No bathroom.
"Artist studio". No bathroom.
Shan-o-ween
but then I suppose there is a diff between tiny room in a full apartment and a horrid room lol
Bhaalspawn
that looks like a room in an abandoned warehouse
Shan-o-ween
What thros me are the no window ones
Shan-o-ween
because uh that's against the law?
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isn't that the room those brothers were squatting in in boondock saints?
LiberBEARian
this one is cute and about what I'm paying for my room now
this one is cute and about what I'm paying for my room now
𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖
And I thought my current hunt was turning up horrible, over-complicated, weird situations for letting a room.
LiberBEARian
Plus it looks like you can touch the walls at the same time so that's cool
𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖
One of them, the new roommate was absolutely forbidden from using the kitchen
LiberBEARian
haha what
LiberBEARian
well this looks inviting
well this looks inviting
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give me some context about the controversial opinion 85 guy
𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖
mm cozy
🐍 mamushi 🐍
because I bet it's Amos Yee
Nox
It is Amos Yee
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HOLY SHIT IT IS AMOS YEE
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context: Singaporean political activist who claimed asylum in the US after getting arrested for drawing a lewd cartoon of Lee Kwan Yew
LiberBEARian
Holy shit, for real?
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controversial opinion #85 is indeed pedophilia should be legal
LiberBEARian
grosssssssssss ugh
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his shenanigans aside from the pro-pedo activism were Charlie Hebdo type shit, aka really offensive and unnecessary but in an actual democracy would be legal
LiberBEARian
He's *nineteen& what the fuck
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but when he got out on bail he falsely claimed his guarantor abused him
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yeeeeeeeeep.
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(sounds like someone needs a crash course in "actions have consequences and you're being a piece of shit.")
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basically he's such an edgelord he's willing to sit in jail and immigration detention for months over it
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I know a guy so much like him but that guy legitimately has schizophrenia ugh
Bhaalspawn
can't imagine those meet any of his criteria except for the $0 rent and laundry facilities
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h e h
LiberBEARian
His wikipedia page is an insane read, holy shit
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he's already been thrown out of one sponsor's house
LiberBEARian
Sounds like he deserves it.
Hyatt
us lazy millennials, not wanting to have 6 years experience for a full-time job that pays less than minimum wage
Nox
I can't help but feel like that first one is just somebody with no actual grasp of how to hire under the table
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right?
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you do that by word of mouth, genius.
LiberBEARian
Legit, agreed on that
Shan-o-ween
my tiny room but I like it lol
my tiny room but I like it lol
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mine is hueg but it's also a basement
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and the only window is like, a vent light in the other room. so...not ideal.
Shan-o-ween
Ah Yeah I do have a giant window
Shan-o-ween
and a closet
Shan-o-ween
so there are perks