So in my head I know that the reason Remus had chocolate ready was because he knew there would be dementors at the school and he isn’t an idiot so he was prepared. But.
like, maybe it was a family tradition thing for his parents to give him chocolate after full moons and the boys see him getting chocolate every month and are just like "oh he really likes chocolate"
ends up using one of their pranks as if he’d planned it to be part of the lesson, gives 10 points to gryffindor for Fred and George helping him set up before class
remus: almost drops his suitcase on the floor
remus: we've..... met