TMW you get to quote one of your favorite movies and be serious about it.

At Church with my wife, pastor calls me over to tell me she needs me to go to the store.

Today is a Communion day, and they have no grape juice (instead of wine). So I am enlisted to get some Z

I head over to 7-11 and get some grape juice. And the counter man asks why I need that. So I say:

“I’m on a mission from God.”

Hey. How many chances are you ever going to get to say that?

Gotta grab them when you get them.

OSSUM